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#2
Half Honkey

All Donkey
Now it's 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your un-cool niece
#4
"I wish I could have my index finger curled as well."
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#6
(Obama thoughts) Maybe Bill wants to run a train on her.
Sitting on the edge of nowhere.
Watch Out or Ill Steal Your Girlfriend... or Wife.
Roll Tide
#7
something about a big invisible sandwich and barack obama's suspicion of how big the sandwich actually was.
#11
Hillary-"Well, see I'm a woman, I'm a woman, I'm a woman, and for these great reasons, I will lead us to a greater America!"
Obama-( i think the gun to his head says what he's thinking)
Jesus for president. PM me to join the campaign. or just sig it.

Of course God has a sense of humor. Look at the Platypus...

Member #9 of the Trumpet Players' Alliance, PM E V H 5150 to inquire about joining.
#13
*Obama uses his x-ray vision*

"I was right, she doesn't have a heart."


(pic 2)

"AHA, I KNEW she's really a MAN!"
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Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
Last edited by Shirate at Feb 21, 2008,
#18
jedi mind powers
Gear List:
'97 Gibson Explorer w/ Duncan SH-4 and SH-2
Fender Jazz Bass 'Crafted in Japan'
Yamaha Acoustic Guitar
Vox AD30VT w/ VFS2
Roland Cube 30 Bass
Modded "St. Louis" Wah
Dunlop .88 Tortex picks
#20
Quote by bludwolfrocks
hillary "oh sh*t obama, did you fart?"
obama "why yes hillary, i did"


fart jokes? really? have some self-respect.
#21
Now it's 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your un-cool niece
#23
Quote by Arthur Curry
fart jokes? really? have some self-respect.


agreed man. we're not ALL twelve years old...

right?
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for fans of...

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#24
"bill put his hands on her head and thrust downward. now enough about monica, lets talk politics."

ps: the first post won the thread.

edit: damn, diditforthelulz both won the thread and beat me to a joke about sexual positions. congrats good sir.
Help Out A Dentist; Play Rugby


I have now met 1/5 of the original GNR lineup.
so far: Steven Adler
to go: Axl, Slash, Izzy, Duff.

Quote by ReeseKillsHIV

You sir, are a nice person.
#25
Obama: (it appears to me that he is staring at her boobs) Yea, I can see why bill cheated on her

Hillary: The **** up my ass was THIS BIG
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
Acrasia
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My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
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For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
#28
Quote by revisited77


I mean this has to be funny in someway right?

Do what you must.


Barrack Obama: *uses the force* White people can't dance

Hilary Clinton: White people can't dance


Meh the best i could come up with
#29
Instant transmission?

Yeah I wouldn't have remembered that if a friend hadn't brought it up today
Anatomy Anatomy
Whale Blue Review

Park that car
Drop that phone
Sleep on the floor
Dream about me
#36
Quote by revisited77


I mean this has to be funny in someway right?

Do what you must.



BARACK: I don't believe you. You're SUCH a liar.


HILARY: I shit you not! IT WAS THIS FUCKING BIG.

+++++++

BARACK: *thinking* With my mind control ray, there's no WAY I can lose!


HILLARY: I HATE BLACK PEOPLE. I HAVE A PENIS AND FOUR TESTICLES. 9/11 NEVER HAPPENED. VOTE FOR ME IF YOU WANT EVERY PUPPY IN THE WORLD DEAD.
<Han> I love Hitler
#37
"Is she still talking? Why is she still talking? Would someone please shut her up? Who let her out of the kitchen anyway?"
#39
This is my attempt:



My first demotivational pic ever
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yeah, gamecube sucks, they only have baby games, like mario
You sir have no penis




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