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What are some truly evil things that you could do that would be hilarious?

Mine is there's this pregnant teacher at my school, and I want to punch her in the stomach.
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i love it when babies die whilst still inside the womb
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What are some truly evil things that you could do that would be hilarious?

Mine is there's this pregnant teacher at my school, and I want to punch her in the stomach.



I always think about tripping this cripple whenever he's limping down the halls.

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Well, during the summer/early fall, the highschool band constantly has drum practice, from like 8 am to 9 pm sometimes later. It goes through my walls and wakes me up, I can hear it everywhere in the house.
A fun but evil thing i could do is run over there with my sword and slash the drums and just scare them ****lless
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Well at my school since it's an alternative ed there's a daycare in the lower level and all the little sharts have to hold onto a rope when in the halls, including when they go down the stairs, some people have decided that it would bring epic lulz if the one at the bottom tripped and caused a chain reaction.
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I would laugh my ass of if i was walking through a store or something like that, and an alien face sucker just popped out of someones chest.


Then I'd run like hell.

But it wouldn't be funny in a restaurant, cus that's just gross.
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What are some truly evil things that you could do that would be hilarious?

Mine is there's this pregnant teacher at my school, and I want to punch her in the stomach.


that's only funny if you yell "FALCONN, PUNCH!!!!!!!!"
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there are tons of really bitchy things i'd love to say to my ex about so many topics.
it'd be funny and make me feel good to say every last poison filled word, but evil because we're still friends.
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#17
I really don't see the funny side of punching somebody that's pregnant... i do however see the evil side, so only 50% fail.
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#18
there's an administrator at our school that's a complete asshole, but he also had his legs removed, or blown off, I don't know the story, he just doesn't have legs. Anyways, pretty much everyone at school hates him, and I was thinking it would be funny, and completely evil, if we were to remove the brakes from his wheelchair and roll him down a hill.
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i wanna push a handicap down some stairs, beat up a midget kick someone in the nuts with theyre legs spread, then shoot someone in the kneecaps.

EDIT: and i want to sign a sympathy card with ''get well'' lol
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