#1
Dont know if this has been done, but lets do it again anyway!
Share stories of your first dates, embarrasing situations, awkwardness, come on lets have a laugh. Im on a date with this bird tonite so i was just wondering about everyone else's experiences.

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#2
Kissed on my first date, nowadays a realize I really sucked at it back then
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#5
I always blast straight for anal on the first date. Women dig it
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#6
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I always blast straight for anal on the first date. Women dig it

I thought you where the 'Quim master'? Then again, the title 'Anal master' sounds more like you're recieving.
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#7
Went on a date with one bird, and wasn't really sure i liked her that much, so arranged for a mate to call me with "an emergency", just in case.
So after he calls, this girl gets a call from her sister with "an emergency".
First thought i had: "You is rumbled son".
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#8
Recent ex:
I was late.....

All the others were really good.
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#10
Went fine, sorry but I have no embarrassing stories for this one..

Good luck
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#11
Nothing special. I took her to a Queen cover band gig.
The cover band was amazing.
Weird thing? Mmmh. I was 19 years old... I'm still are. In fact it happened last month.
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#13
Went out to the pub, with a bunch of peeps.

got bored, went back to mine. Sex all night.

My flatmate brought people home from the pub who almost opened the door to my room while we were doggy styling it.
#14
I've never had a girlfriend
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#15
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Nothing special. I took her to a Queen cover band gig.
The cover band was amazing.
Weird thing? Mmmh. I was 19 years old... I'm still are. In fact it happened last month.

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#16
Firstly, I'm a girl.
Well, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she's on top of me, and her dad walks in...
He didn't know she was was going out with a girl.
Awkward moment, yes.
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#20
I went out with this chick from uni for a bit.

I asked her out because she looked good in a tartan skirt (a weakness of mine) despite the fact she was quiet and geeky.

So we goes to a pub and get pretty drunk and it went ok n shiz but she seemed quite conservative n that so I was ultra surprised when I walked her to her bus stop n she was all "so, that was fun, will I see you again?" and proceeded to stick her tongue down my throat, I mean like HARD this girl was all about the hard kissing.

Unfortunately we were standing on a bit of a slope and she nearly knocked me over. Fortunately I managed to right myself.

And her arse was amazing.