Poll: Is Masturbation Technically Incest
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View poll results: Is Masturbation Technically Incest
Yes
34 10%
no
315 90%
Voters: 349.
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#1
Think about it, if you were to preform an act of hand love on your sibling it would be incest, so why is it not so when doing so to yourself?
discuss.
#3
easy there Confucius
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#4
MY GOD!!! I wish the lol wut pear wasn't banned...
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#8
this is quite possibly the stupidest thread ever....
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#9
You know, this is why we shouldn't ask questions!!

I was perfectly OK with a wank here or a wank there, but you cam along and had to ask questions! Now everytime I go to pleasure myself, I am going to think about incest, and lose my wood. Thanks jackass, you ruined my life!!!
#11
no, because the act of 'love' is not being performed on a seperate person.

btw, it's considered incest if you do 'it' with anyone who's not AT LEAST a second cousin
#13
Your logic fails.
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#14
If it was so, 99,9% of UGers would be in jail for incest.
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#15
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Because you are not your own sibling dumbass.


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Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#16
1) of course not you dolt
2) i thought incest only applies to intercourse
3) see 1
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#18
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Think about it, if you were to preform an act of hand love on your sibling it would be incest, so why is it not so when doing so to yourself?
discuss.



#19
Quote by stevo_epi_SG_wo
1) of course not you dolt
2) i thought incest only applies to intercourse
3) see 1



Incest applies to breeding within your own family line, so if she doesn't get pregnant, that TECHNICALLY, it isn't incest. I will still call you a incestial hillbilly freakshow, however.


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#21
I don't know about you, but I'm an entirely seperate person to my only sibling.
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#22
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+1, seriously, who the hell thinks about that?
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#23
Nothing wrong with incest, its fun for all the family!
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#24
No. You aren't having sex. You are masturbating.
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#26
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Incest applies to breeding within your own family line, so if she doesn't get pregnant, that TECHNICALLY, it isn't incest. I will still call you a incestial hillbilly freakshow, however.

I'd agree with this definition.

edit: until I read that dictionary.com entry
#27
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I'd agree with this definition.



No don't it's wrong. It's actually just intercourse. I read Ur all $hit's post and corrected myself.
#30
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No don't it's wrong. It's actually just intercourse. I read Ur all $hit's post and corrected myself.

yeah me too, sometimes the edit button can play tricks on you.
#33
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#34
well seing as my penis is part of me and not my brother mother farther or cousin ect.
.................no
#35
Quote by future rock god
Think about it, if you were to preform an act of hand love on your sibling it would be incest, so why is it not so when doing so to yourself?
discuss.



... cuz ur doin it to URSELF.. butt fluff -.-
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#37
TS, you wouldn't know logic if it bit you in the ass.
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#38
It hasn't led me to three headed babies, so I'm gonna continue with it.
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#39
It is, and pissing is also a pleasure of the flesh.

I still do both, though not concurrently.
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#40
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If it was so, 99,9% of UGers would be in jail for incest.


Incest is illegal???

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