#1
New cuss words. Not ethnic ones or anything, just new ones. I'm tired of the old 7 how about you? They lost their sting long ago! Also; if anybody can figure out what the 'newest' non-ethnic curse word is then it would be really good trivia.

Heres mine I'm gonna start using:

Laper - verb - pronounced 'L-ahh-purr' definition: Somebody who when they talks, makes their mouth move like they are lapping up milk.
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#2
Lets make some up.

Snorphlat- to f*ck someone

ex.

"man I would totally snorphlat that hoe"
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#3
"Laper" would be a noun, not a verb.

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haha wow
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#6
You just gotta be creative.

Combo-cussing is great. You can even make a scoring system for the amount of words you can successfully string together without it sounding forced.

My personal best is "Arse-raping-****-knob-Mc****enwank".
#7
Oh, nice one. I forgot my example.

"Look at him, laping away."

Just thought of another one.

Blat - verb - Pronounced 'Bluh-AT' - Definition: To ejaculate.

examples:

1. "Man I would so blat to her"
2. "I walked in on him right as he was blating"
3. "C'mere, you little blatter"
4. "Bloody Blat!"
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#8
Dang, this just reminded me of a word I invented the other day, but I forgot what it was!

I often add an F to the beginning of words, like fugly, but with other words, like fretarded or fannoying. I'm the only person I know of who does this. If it works with fugly, why not try applying it in other places?
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#10
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You just gotta be creative.

Combo-cussing is great. You can even make a scoring system for the amount of words you can successfully string together without it sounding forced.

My personal best is "Arse-raping-****-knob-Mc****enwank".


Oh, its combo cursing you want?

"That ****ing Mother****er ****ing ****ed my **** up with his ****, I'm going to **** his ass up and then beat him like a bitch until he bleeds like a ****!" (I hope that got censored lol)

Was that good?
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#11
Quote by Vermintide
You just gotta be creative.

Combo-cussing is great. You can even make a scoring system for the amount of words you can successfully string together without it sounding forced.

My personal best is "Arse-raping-****-knob-Mc****enwank".

****-****ing-****-face-*******-****-****-knobjockey
amirite?

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Oh, its combo cursing you want?

"That ****ing Mother****er ****ing ****ed my **** up with his ****, I'm going to **** his ass up and then beat him like a bitch until he bleeds like a ****!" (I hope that got censored lol)

Was that good?

Needs work, I'm afraid.

Like I said, without it sounding forced. Ideally, one mustn't re-use words or make it a sentence.

Typically innocent words such as Nun, Fishmonger, Woman and Carrot make very good insults, I find.
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#16
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Needs work, I'm afraid.

Like I said, without it sounding forced. Ideally, one mustn't re-use words or make it a sentence.

Typically innocent words such as Nun, Fishmonger, Woman and Carrot make very good insults, I find.

Lemme try again.

Cussing without cussing:

"Hey nancyboy, come over here and help me shank this newborn puppy so we can use it as a puppet for our anti-lesbian meatloaf ads, then afterwards we can go molest some children!"
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Lemme try again.

Cussing without cussing:

"Hey nancyboy, come over here and help me shank this newborn puppy so we can use it as a puppet for our anti-lesbian meatloaf ads, then afterwards we can go molest some children!"

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your user name perfectly describes what i think about this post.


+10000

combo cussing isnt a sentence, and thats what your making it
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#19
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your user name perfectly describes what i think about this post.

Oh, your just a laper.
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Oh, your just a laper.

I stared at this for like a minute trying to figure out wtf a "laper" is before realizing . i guess these take a while to catch on, lol
#23
somebody was trying to find a new word for "lol"
now you're trying to find a new cuss word/s
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#24
But I like old cuss words...

especially the all time greatest.....


Son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!


I say that about ten times a day....


even when around little kids....
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