Poll: Sitting down or standing up?
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Sitting down
59 55%
Standing up
48 45%
Voters: 107.
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#1
So my friend and I got into a discussion about how to wipe after finishing in the bathroom. He says that the proper way is to sit down and wipe, any other way is incorrect. I personally stand up when i wipe cause i feel my hand is going to get put into the sh*t. So now I come to you guys. How do you wipe? Oh and who thought i meant playing guitar sitting down or standing up when they saw this?
#4
Standing, and i didnt think of guitar... i was thinking about sex.

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#6
how and why would you sit and do it?

thats just illogical.

****IN STAND UP
#7
i thought you meant guitar

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#8
The TS must either have a total lack of spatial awareness, or do scarily big dumps.
#9
How the hell do you wipe standing up?
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#10
i usually sit, but i have stood before


i didn't like it
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#11
why were you having this conversation?
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#12
i thought you meant sex, then guitar, then i thought , duh, this is UG not any other guitar website, he must mean s---!
#14
i used to stand up, but ass the years went by and i grew ass hair,
i learnt that gettin all that flakey crap off your fur is a messy and hard job.
so i sit down so i dont get the floor all messy
and its more comfortable sittin down.
#16
Standing up? Then your ass cheeks close up and your shit gets all smeared around. That's nasty. I do it sitting down, although I guess it's technically more of a "lean over to the side" kind of thing.
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#17
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how and why would you sit and do it?

thats just illogical.

****IN STAND UP


ok i dont know if you're functionally retarded or what but how the hell do you think you cant sit down and wipe you moron your hand doesnt go in the **** its above it..
#18
I don't get how you could possibly wipe while sitting down, my balls always tend to be in the way.


Standing is the only manly way. Sitting is for girls.
#20
also...


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your 'join date' is after the TS's so technically youre the noob douchebag
#21
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why were you having this conversation?

Honestly I don't remember.
#23
are we talking standing straight up? or some kind of squatting? cos standing straight up sounds like it'd be disgusting
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#24
I couldnt keep a straight face after reading this.
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#25
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I don't get how you could possibly wipe while sitting down, my balls always tend to be in the way.


Standing is the only manly way. Sitting is for girls.


How the hell do your balls get in the way? Would you not wipe from the back?
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#26
its not disgusting ive done but not only is this thread as dumb as the **** were talking about, half of u think the way you dont do it cant be done when clearly people do and dont have horror stories to tell...
#27
Quote by guitarmannn
I don't get how you could possibly wipe while sitting down, my balls always tend to be in the way.


Standing is the only manly way. Sitting is for girls.


You must have an interesting anatomy. Does your scrotum grow between your buttcheeks or something?
#28
Quote by metal4life592
Standing up? Then your ass cheeks close up and your shit gets all smeared around. That's nasty. I do it sitting down, although I guess it's technically more of a "lean over to the side" kind of thing.


Haha, the 'smeared around' part had me cracking up
Yeh, why the hell were you discussin this TS?
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#29
Please, I hate these theads, stop them. There's always a "Sitting or standing?" "Fold the paper or scrunch it?" "Through the legs or around the back?" We need to stop this idiocy from polluting the intellectual haven that is the Pit.

Sitting ftw.
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#30
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How the hell do your balls get in the way? Would you not wipe from the back?

I've heard there are people that wiped between their legs, mostly girls probably, but thats ****ed up.
#31
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i used to stand up, but ass the years went by and i grew ass hair,
i learnt that gettin all that flakey crap off your fur is a messy and hard job.
so i sit down so i dont get the floor all messy
and its more comfortable sittin down.


errrr..yea..thanks for sharing that information.....

im so gonna have nightmares tonight

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Last edited by pix_dement at Feb 22, 2008,
#32
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When I was a kid, we talked about girls, music and drugs.

Wtf you guys talking about wiping you ass for?


+1
#34
What I do is get my dog to lick the sloppy brown sides of my anus wall.

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#35
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errrr..yea..thanks for sharing that information.....

im so gonna have nightmares tonight

okay just remember
i watch you at night..........NAKED!
Last edited by slayer_rule_\m/ at Feb 22, 2008,
#37
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im watch you at night..........NAKED!


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#38
^pfft, that would just make everything really wet and run down your legs.
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