Okay, now that I have your attention, I want to know five things:

1) where can I see free movies online (streaming, of course).

2) and specifically, do you know where I can see Tristram Shandy?

3) bye

4) thanks

5) by the way, have you seen my pen?
Don't do illegal stuff, watch it at the cinema or rent it when it comes out.
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