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#1
I hit the big two-one in two minutes. Where be my damn presents, UG?

Before you ask, yes, I am drinking. Yes, I am going out properly tomorrow. But nobody else here knows enough about me to know it's my birthday on the 23rd. So... go nuts? Have a drink on me.

~Matt
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me: no, nor woman neither... nor women neither.
#10
I got you cheese, cos everybody loves cheese!



Have a good'n

D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#11
I was banned during my birthday .
Quote by fukyu1980
LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#12
Happy birthday! I myself turn the big 18 on feb 25.
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#16
happy b-day
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#17
Quote by Caustic
I hit the big one-two in two minutes. Where be my damn presents, UG?

Before you ask, yes, I am drinking. Yes, I am going out properly tomorrow. But nobody else here knows enough about me to know it's my birthday on the 23rd. So... go nuts? Have a drink on me.

~Matt


Fixed.

congratulations on reaching the legal age for drinking!
#18
Aww, cheers guys. I love cheese!

And I love cheese

Quote by The Spoon
Fixed.

congratulations on reaching the legal age for drinking!


And I'm in England, mate. Legal age of 18 = win!
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me: no, nor woman neither... nor women neither.
#19


happy b-day! i got you a monkey because, i mean, who doesn't love monkeys?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#20
Quote by AlecMag


happy b-day! i got you a monkey because, i mean, who doesn't love monkeys?


That's an ape...
#22
happy birthday!

I got you a used toyota corolla

Quote by pimpinazndude
^ wut he said


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#25
SADDO . My birthdays on stupid Mothers Day. Why can't you mums just leave me the fuck alone?
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#26
Quote by kidsilcon
SADDO . My birthdays on stupid Mothers Day. Why can't you mums just leave me the fuck alone?


Saddo begone! Tonight is parents' night, TOMORROW is social night. Don't you know how it works here?!

And BadgeMan: I don't drive
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me: no, nor woman neither... nor women neither.
#28
Make the most of 'em.

Bills = fail
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me: no, nor woman neither... nor women neither.
#29
Make sure she has a great time
Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.


We raise the Vibratory so high
That all untruth will fall of its own dead weight
#30
I got Kermit to sing for you!

"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
#32
Birthy Hapsday!

that's how people should be saying it when you get completely trashed at your party.
Songs!
Something's Changed
Frost

BC Rich Mockingbird Evil Edge
Dean Palomino Vintage Sunburst
Indiana Scout Acoustic in Sparkly Blue
Kustom Arrow 16DFX, soon to be a Vox Valvetronix 50
Dimebag Custom Crybaby
Fab Tone
#34
Have a very, VERY depressing birthday.

^
He's laughing at YOU.
You better click that bastard.



Ibanez RG370DX
Peavey Valveking 112 (w/ Bad Monkey and GE-7 EQ)
#35
Quote by Gibson06


"She" is very horny. Have fun!



wait, theres a woman in that suit?
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


Quote by bequickorbedead
She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#36
Quote by moodster
wait, theres a woman in that suit?


If you provide some duct tape... yes.
AMERICA
AMERICA
AMERICA
#37
happy b-day
i turn 16 in 11 days.
I got you the blackest, most brutal gift ever...


NOTHING!
"A guitar is the human soul, speaking with just six strings..."- Eddie Lee

Irvine Kinneas of the Final Fantasy Elite - PM me, Ichikurosaki, Gallagher2006, or Deliriumbassist to join!
Last edited by skvvisgaar at Feb 22, 2008,
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