#1
post ways/jokes to make fun of soft rock/people who listen to it. so i can make fun of my friend back when he makes fun of metal when i listen to it.
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#2
How about you be the better man and not argue over something as trivial as what kind of music someone listens to?
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#4
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How about you be the better man and not argue over something as trivial as what kind of music someone listens to?


+1
#5
Quote by metal4life592
How about you be the better man and not argue over something as trivial as what kind of music someone listens to?


they're friends...if he always played the "better man" with this friend (especially over trivial things like this), he just might lose this friend.

sorry, i have no jokes
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#6
A: Knock knock
B: Who is there?
A: SOFT ROCK SUCKS!

that's all i got.
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#7
no lol you guys got it all wrong hes my best friend and he speaks his mind about metal all the time and gets pissed when i say something about phil collins lol all in good fun tho were friends at the lever where we can basically do anything to piss each other off and still be best friends. i never really say anything cuz i cant seem to come up with anything
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In 60 years, there will still be Opeth.
You know why?
Death ain't got **** on Mikael.
Last edited by Linqua5150 at Feb 22, 2008,
#8
at least metal doesnt sound like hannah montana
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#9
Quote by Linqua5150
no lol you guys got it all wrong hes my best friend and he speaks his mind about metal all the time and gets pissed when i say something about phil collins lol all in good fun tho were friends at the lever where we can basically do anything to piss each other off and still be best friends


I think Phil Collins is cool.
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A: Knock knock
B: Who is there?
A: SOFT ROCK SUCKS!

that's all i got.


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#12
*cue phil collins song*

I can feel you cumming in phil's pants tonight! oh *word that's not understandable*
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#13
Quote by Its_Rock77
*cue phil collins song*

I can feel you cumming in phil's pants tonight! oh *word that's not understandable*

rofl

and to the guy that said i like phil collins i used to but my friend did the over exposure thing now i cant stand him anymore
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Quote by Delanoir
In 60 years, there will still be Opeth.
You know why?
Death ain't got **** on Mikael.
#14
tell him soft rock is fueled by estrogen
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

I've been deaf, now I want noise

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#15
Soft rock?


What the **** is Soft Rock?


I've never heard of such a thing....
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#16
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Uhh dude, just grow up. You and your friend.



he said it best. seriously. thanks for wasting a small portion of my life minutes.
#18
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Soft rock?


What the **** is Soft Rock?


I've never heard of such a thing....

+1 what's your definition of soft rock?
#19
Quote by dark&broken
You ever seen a soft rock? NO!!! IT'S ****IN UNNATURAL DAMMIT!!!!!



No but i HAVE seen a soft metal.


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#21
But you listen to Judas Priest! How can he make fun of Judas Priest ?
Just stab him in the stomach.
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#22
Quote by urik
But you listen to Judas Priest! How can he make fun of Judas Priest ?
Just stab him in the stomach.

thats the maiin one he makes fun of especially since there my favorite. he says there bad cuz halford is gay, and sings really high like that and im like thats whats sweet! you cant that and neither can steve perry(he says hes the best singer EVER in every genre lol) he likes to think hes right all the time
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Quote by Delanoir
In 60 years, there will still be Opeth.
You know why?
Death ain't got **** on Mikael.
#23
Quote by Linqua5150
thats the maiin one he makes fun of especially since there my favorite. he says there bad cuz halford is gay, and sings really high like that and im like thats whats sweet! you cant that and neither can steve perry(he says hes the best singer EVER in every genre lol) he likes to think hes right all the time


But... But it's Judas Priest!
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