#1
i'm getting an xbox 360 and halo 3 as my first game and i have absolutely no idea what the plot is of halo...who's who, who's doing what, why all the fightin', any of it. so explain it to me please. also, i realize that you may like the ps3 or wii better or you may be all like "COD4 like pwns teh halo 3!!!1!11" but i'm getting a 360, i'm getting halo 3, and saying all of that won't change it. thank you. :
#2
well
i cant
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#3
wikipedia is your friend... i'm sure their summary is better than the one i can come up with in 10 minutes
#4
halo 1 - destroy a halo ring
halo 2 - destroy a second halo ring, activating 9 more
halo 3 - destroy the final rings, sending you into space aimlessly (beat on legendary to watch this video)

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yes, halo 3 rawks teh COD4!!1!1!111!!!eleven!11
(online of course)
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#5
k, these aliens are all hating on tha MC but he's like " bitch what!? " and they are like " ****er we're taking you down" but they totally don't.
two and a half men.
#7
definitely wiki

and for bonus points there's been several full length books and graphic novels as well. The 4 I've read weren't bad, really.
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#8
if you get the time and money, get the first two used and play through the story... its pretty enjoyable
#9
Quote by mrwaffles
Psh...I seem to be the only person who still loves Gears Of War...


Nope, I also play Gears Of War..
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#12
Halo: Humans are fighting the Covenant (group of aliens), Master Chief has to prevent them from blowing up the universe with the Halo ring.
Halo 2: Covenant attack earth, Master Chief finds another ring and has to destroy it too.
Halo 3: Master Chief and his lady robot friend do the nasty. Also, more of the saving.
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#13
Quote by mrwaffles
Psh...I seem to be the only person who still loves Gears Of War...

Noo, I played Gears of War today! And I also downloaded the new Gears of War 2 Gamer Pictures! And... Gears of War 2 is coming out in November this year!

Basically just Google it. I had no prior knowledge of Halo before I played Halo 3. But I just killed everything and beat it.