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#1
Me and her broke up like a month ago. And then this guy a grade older than her started coming onto her. And i have realized i still have feelings for her. I know there are a bucnh of threads like this. Anyway, let her go, or get rid of him?
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#3
Rape her.
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#5
Get rid of him as in kill him...?


If so, that one.
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#9
Rape is slightly irrational, no?
How but destroy him with my uberguitar skillz?
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#11
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#12
Okay, here's how we do this...send her my way I'll confront her and she'll be back perfectly fine...but she'll wanna come back for papa.



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#13
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Rape her.


This is clearly the only correct choice.
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#18
Thanks for the guidance, wise browsers of teh holy Pit
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in response to the title:
So there this thread...
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#20
rape is the standard response for new threads which should be in the relationship thread.

just like AIDs is the standard response to asking the pit for medical advice.
#21
leave a stuffed teddy bear at her door with an eye missing and fake blood all over it
and write a note that says "Am I not soft enough for you anymore?"
#22
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rape is the standard response for new threads which should be in the relationship thread.

just like AIDs is the standard response to asking the pit for medical advice.


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#23
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it never stops being funny


Except in front of rape victims, then its fucking hilarious.
#24
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it never stops being funny

Until it gets reclassified as spam and the bannings commence

we'll just other stuff to say tho, we always do.
#27
aint got a les paul
no money
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#28
Been in a similer situation. Hold your chin up and smile. Don't show her you have feeligns for her cuz girls love that. Move on. Focus on more intrestign things. Don't say you can't cuz it aint impossible bi0tch
#30
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dont let him take her if you still like her!


Bad choice, Girls love it when they knwo guys are chasign after them. They will f**k you about.
#31
AHHHH
COnfused
thanks for the non-rape related answers
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#32
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AHHHH
COnfused
thanks for the non-rape related answers


Rape her

Kiding, kidding.

Do you still speak to her? Are you still friends?
#33
yeah\
we are good (more or less) friends
right now im stuck between rape and the leave a stuffed teddy bear at her door with an eye missing and fake blood all over it
and write a note that says "Am I not soft enough for you anymore?" thing
but like, the guy is a bit wierd, talll skinny dude like 2 years older than her.
Ive tried letting her go, but someting draws me to her.
Shes real cute and very intellgient.
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#34
Then tell her. Your finding it hard to get over her or somthingalong the lines of that and she should consider you a bit more. OR if shes a total bi0tch (persnal experiance) ... Rape her . No... You'll eventully get over her.

"Positive things happen to people who think positive..." or somthing like that =/
#35
thnx a lot
helps me out a bit
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#36
im actually very surpruised i found helpful guidance on ug.
actually, no im not
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#38
Get rid of him! It may takes months to do, but you can do it. Anything is possible. You have a moral obligation to get him outta the picture. You want something or someone, you go out there and be charming and do whatever it takes.
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#39
Relationship
Ailing
Please
Encourage me to go fix it
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#40
Okay so having been in kind of the same situation you have two choices.

1. Tell her you still care
2. Stay away and let her go

She would probably lead you on after you tell her that you still have feelings for her and take advantage of your stupidity. Then you'll be even more upset, so...the teddy bear thing or rape, seriously its the only way. Also like everyone said the Relationship thread was made for a reason.
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