#1
ok so not too long ago, a little over an hour ago, i was at a girl's house. we like each other. not dating though or anything. her parents were gone. were both virgins. we decided to take care of that. we were making out or whatnot, she got on me, i had a massive erection for a while. for most of the night for that matter. i start figering her, she says "do you want to just do it" of course i agree. i wanted to alot but got real nervous/worried. all the sudden..what happens? cant get a boner. we were both there basically naked. she just had underwear. was on me, kissing my body and stuff....nope...no boner...that means no sex. so i am rather upset. was it because i was i was worrying/nervous? this was rather embarrassing and want to prevent it for the next time. thanks in advance pit...
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ok so not too long ago, a little over an hour ago, i was at a girl's house. we like each other. not dating though or anything. her parents were gone. were both virgins. we decided to take care of that. we were making out or whatnot, she got on me, i had a massive erection for a while. for most of the night for that matter. i start figering her, she says "do you want to just do it" of course i agree. i wanted to alot but got real nervous/worried. all the sudden..what happens? cant get a boner. we were both there basically naked. she just had underwear. was on me, kissing my body and stuff....nope...no boner...that means no sex. so i am rather upset. was it because i was i was worrying/nervous? this was rather embarrassing and want to prevent it for the next time. thanks in advance pit...


Next time dont do it with a fat chick. And youll stay hard.
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Next time dont do it with a fat chick. And youll stay hard.

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#8
If you don't think you're ready, no big deal.

You seem like you will be able to get some eventually.
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#9
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the timing on that was priceless
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#10
1st off:
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Next time dont do it with a fat chick. And youll stay hard.

LOL!

2nd: yeah, you were probably nervous.

don't worry. next time have her play with it a bit before you get naked.
#11
could of been worse.... you could of blown a load in ya jocks
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#12
at least... please tell me you stayed long enough to please her through other means.
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#13
Your gay

Duh
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#15
Well I think that you're just nervous. And that you'll probably be fine next time.......If there is a next time.
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#16
Can I just ask.

When you realised you werent hard... did you just put your clothes on and leave without saying anything? or did you finger her to a shuddering climax?

The first option would be classic
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#17
Quote by St.Loony
You have AIDS

+1
i concur


lol jk jk jk
you just got nervous, thats all TS.
just watch more porn and you should be fine.
i watched so much porn before i had actually sex, that i got her pregnant.
And now she's sueing me for money.....


ok, thats too much info
#18
Quote by Ez0ph
Your gay

Duh

I can't believe it took 12 replies until someone said that.

But yeah, TS. Looks like nervousness got the best of you.
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Quote by NFFC_1865
Can I just ask.

When you realised yo u werent hard... did you just put your clothes on and leave without saying anything? or did you finger her to a shuddering climax?

The first option would be classic


no dude. i tried everything to ****ing get hard. like there were times when i would start to get hard but only get like half way there.

**** my life.
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#20
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I can't believe it took 12 replies until someone said that.

But yeah, TS. Looks like nervousness got the best of you.



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#21
Quote by A_New_Level
no dude. i tried everything to ****ing get hard. like there were times when i would start to get hard but only get like half way there.

**** my life.


BUT DID YOU FINISH HER OFF?!
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#22
Quote by NFFC_1865
Can I just ask.

When you realised you werent hard... did you just put your clothes on and leave without saying anything? or did you finger her to a shuddering climax?

The first option would be classic


Oh that would be awesome, if it happens again just get dressed and walk out like you just left for work. Anyway you were just nervous and worried like you said.
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#23
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BUT DID YOU FINISH HER OFF?!


i didnt have time to. after so long, i had to drive her to her grandparents house. so we just left.
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#24
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i know

Most obvious answer and no one said it

Dude, it's the pit. The obvious answers to every question are "aids", "herpes", "masturbate", or "icy hot".
#26
i mean..i just wasnt expecting that **** at all. its usually not hard at all for me to get a woody. it just confused me cause i think the girl is attractive and had no ****ing top on. jesus christ.
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#27
Quote by A_New_Level
i didnt have time to. after so long, i had to drive her to her grandparents house. so we just left.


So what... you just were there wasting time like such

"**** me then..."
"wait im tryina get hard!"

?
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Quote by A_New_Level
i didnt have time to. after so long, i had to drive her to her grandparents house. so we just left.


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#29
Quote by NFFC_1865


When you realised you werent hard... did you just put your clothes on and leave without saying anything?

The first option would be classic


yes it would
#30
Quote by A_New_Level
i mean..i just wasnt expecting that **** at all. its usually not hard at all for me to get a woody. it just confused me cause i think the girl is attractive and had no ****ing top on. jesus christ.


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#32
Quote by Ez0ph
I repeat, maybe your gay


im not lol i always get wood around her. its never been a problem for me.

so i assume this never really happened to anyone else? i just want to make sure it doesnt happen a second time.
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#33
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so i assume this never really happened to anyone else?


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#34
Quote by A_New_Level
im not lol i always get wood around her. its never been a problem for me.

so i assume this never really happened to anyone else? i just want to make sure it doesnt happen a second time.


Nope

ITS NEVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE ELSE


EVER!


THROUGHOUT HISTORY.
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#35
Quote by NFFC_1865
Nope

ITS NEVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE ELSE


EVER!


THROUGHOUT HISTORY.


i just meant to anyone else that happend to be reading this thread.
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#36
Quote by A_New_Level
i just meant to anyone else that happend to be reading this thread.


I know Im just joking with you x
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