Poll: how do you get rid of the last drop?
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View poll results: how do you get rid of the last drop?
shake it like a salt shaker
73 66%
slam it around, its hammer time
15 14%
put it in your pants, like a weirdo
23 21%
Voters: 111.
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#1
ok so if your a guy or a chick i guess(as in you have male genitalia) then youve been in that situation. you know exactly what im talking about.youve just taken that long piss and you feel real good, but then you look down and you notice something. youve got a clinger. there is still something there. what do you do? do you shake it around like a party? do you slam it between the toilet seat like its your b!tch? do you just put it in your pants, you sick f***? my question is: what is the proper techniqe to dispose of that final drop?
#2
Well I dont violenty shake it just for that last little drop, just a little tap usually does the job, but if im to tired oh well just tuck it away
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#3
Shake it off. If you put it in your pants, that would hopefully be a rare accident.


EDIT: What kind of sadist slams their junk against toilet seats? And why a toilet? Are you unable to piss standing?
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#4
As I always say "No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops always end up in your pants"
#5
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As I always say "No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops always end up in your pants"


Nicely said.
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#6
It has a name. It's called the golden touch.

Just a quick movement of the muscle usually finishes the job.
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#8
if you're that concerned about it, there is a roll of toilet paper right beside the toilet that you could use
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#9
I treat it like I'm squeezing an orange to make orange juice.
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#10
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if you're that concerned about it, there is a roll of toilet paper right beside the toilet that you could use


thats there if you have a vagina
#12
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if you're that concerned about it, there is a roll of toilet paper right beside the toilet that you could use



Perfect alternative for those penis hypochondriacs.
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#13
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thats there if you have a vagina

do you have a vagina instead of an ass then? because i'd hope to god you use it on the back end. why not use it at the front? you'd only need to use one square of paper to soak up the last drop.
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#14
Shake it round like a Salt Shaker FTW!



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#15
haha no! i refuse to do that. its unmanly

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#16
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do you have a vagina instead of an ass then? because i'd hope to god you use it on the back end. why not use it at the front? you'd only need to use one square of paper to soak up the last drop.

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do you have a vagina instead of an ass then? because i'd hope to god you use it on the back end. why not use it at the front? you'd only need to use one square of paper to soak up the last drop.


For my bum, I'm partial to the "manpon".
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#18
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do you have a vagina instead of an ass then? because i'd hope to god you use it on the back end. why not use it at the front? you'd only need to use one square of paper to soak up the last drop.

Why when you can just shake it out, id have to bend down a bit to reach the tp so no
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#19
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if you're that concerned about it, there is a roll of toilet paper right beside the toilet that you could use

I agree wholefartedly.
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#20
Jesus, if you're so concerned with soaking up that all-important lastdrop, why not carry around a f@cking cottonball?
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#21
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yes, that is a bit strange
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#22
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For my bum, I'm partial to the "manpon".


0_o...is that where you stick a wad of toilet paper up your corn hole?
#24
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Jesus, if you're so concerned with soaking up that all-important lastdrop, why not carry around a f@cking cottonball?


because people will think im weird for carrying around a cottonball
#25
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0_o...is that where you stick a wad of toilet paper up your corn hole?


Not necessarily "in", per say, but around and basically enough to block sharts, mud-butt, or what have you. Perfect for buffet night!
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#27
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because people will think im weird for carrying around a cottonball


And posting this question wouldn't?
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#29
^wait what?

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And posting this question wouldn't?


hahaha i was hopins someone would say that. naw man it happens to everyone. just like chocolate bunnies. oh hey i just got an idea for a new thread!
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#30
He's into golden showers by my deduction.
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#31
ok well this thread is going really slow. im going to bed. goodnight people who are just as wierd as i am and arent worried about showing it. goodnight people who are dicks and are telling me im immature. goodnight mod who shut down my other thread about pissing yourself.......everyone does it..........dont act like you guys don't..........i know you do.............people don't forget......
#32
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on that note...
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#34
I let it dribble onto my finger.

Then I put my finger in my mouth.
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#36
The freaks do come out at night...
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#37
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Thing is, you'll never hear a more honest answer than at nighttime.
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#38
Milk it out. Why isn't squeeze on the poll?
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#39
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Milk it out. Why isn't squeeze on the poll?

I do that too. Most of the time anyway. Sometimes I just shake it.
#40
dab it with toilet paper...

I'm a cleanliness freak. I can't stand any feeling of wetness down there...
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