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.... So I just found out where my sister, whom I haven't seen in about 14 years, lives and I'm thinking of going over and saying hi. And now I ask you pit dwellers for advice on how to perform the aforementioned act in a weird and/or freaky way.
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#2
Climb through a window when shes not home and just wait..............
#4
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Is there any real reason you haven't seen her for 14 years?
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#7
You're actually asking for weird ways?
Meh. Rape is the only solution.
Edit: Yeah, why haven't you seen her?
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Is there any real reason you haven't seen her for 14 years?


yeah an explanation of this would result in better advice
#9
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Is there any real reason you haven't seen her for 14 years?


Part of it is because I lived in another country for 5 years and the rest is a mix of not feeling like meeting her and on occasion forgetting that she even exists.
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#11
I'm really liking this rape idea.... but i also like the breaking and entering and then waiting until she comes home.... maybe i'll do both
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#12
Options:

-d1ck in a box
-find out wat her phobia is.. dress up as it.. knock on.
-rape
-man-thong
-ring her doorbell n snog her best friend as she opens it.
-if she has a partner.. pay him to snog u.. then ring the bell.
-show her your ding dong
-all of the above.
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#16
well, I'll try to give you a serious response. You should come up to her door with a present in your hand. Not something like candy, or roses, but something you'd give to a sister. Maybe something she likes, like a teddy bear or something. Make sure you don't come off as being romantic towards your sister... well then ring her doorbell, when she opens the door, give her a huge long hug, and then give her the present. Then She'll probably invite you inside to eat or something that you can do to pass time and converse freely. Then it'll all flow from there. Don't forget, that shes your sister. You don't need to impress her, or act some special way towards her. Shes family, she'll like you the way you are, so there's nothing to worry about!
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#18
how about cutting the power off her house then show up as the electricity guy
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#19
I'd suggest ringing her first and chatting a few times. Suddenly meeting with someone not knowing what they're like can be awkward, so it's really better to talk a few time beforehand. And not being mean, but she may not be enthusiastic to meet.

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well, I'll try to give you a serious response. You should come up to her door with a present in your hand. Not something like candy, or roses, but something you'd give to a sister. Maybe something she likes, like a teddy bear or something. Make sure you don't come off as being romantic towards your sister... well then ring her doorbell, when she opens the door, give her a huge long hug, and then give her the present. Then She'll probably invite you inside to eat or something that you can do to pass time and converse freely. Then it'll all flow from there. Don't forget, that shes your sister. You don't need to impress her, or act some special way towards her. Shes family, she'll like you the way you are, so there's nothing to worry about!



but where the hells the fun in that?!
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#22
...And now would probably be a good time to say that I merely intend to show up on her doorstep, introduce myself, shake her hand and skedaddle unless she has something to talk about. In short, I'm just feeling sedimental right now and want to meet my sister, I don't like drama... at least not too much of it.
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drive your car through her home


WIN, I'm doing that right now.

brb, trashing sister's apartment!!!
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#26
Live in her garage for a couple of days. Sooner or later she'll notice you're there.
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#27
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You're a bit of a d*ck.

And why, if you don't mind me asking, is that?
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#28
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WIN, I'm doing that right now.

brb, trashing sister's apartment!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#30
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I'm really liking this rape idea.... but i also like the breaking and entering and then waiting until she comes home.... maybe i'll do both


You really like the idea of raping your own sister?!



Wut?
#31
Smile slightly, raise your eyebrows twice, and say "hey baby"
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#33
Just greet her how you'd normally greet someone. She's only your sister.
#34
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Just greet her how you'd normally greet someone. She's only your sister.

go to hell
#35
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You obviously don't give a sh*t about your sister.

Oh really? Well, I'll have you know that I care about her as much as I care about any other stranger who doesn't talk to me. How does that make me a d*ck?
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When you are near the edge of a cliff, do not break Johnny Cage's expensive sunglasses.
#37
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Oh really? Well, I'll have you know that I care about her as much as I care about any other stranger who doesn't talk to me. How does that make me a d*ck?

this is getting quite personal, if anyone wants an escape from this go to the muffins vs waffles thread.
#38
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You obviously don't give a sh*t about your sister.


+1

If you did, you'd call her.
#39
Wait, so you've never met, or just havn't seen eachother in 14 years? Is she only 14 years old??? WUT??!
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#40
lol at all the rape suggestions...expected, but still funny
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