#1
So on TV the other day the news said the police were looking for a suspect that's been robbing stores around here and they gave a sketch and description of "A short hispanic male, probably 5'3 to 5'5" that drives a pick up truck." And it made me laugh because there's millions of mexicans that fit that description

And then I thought how would the media describe a jew... I came up so far with

"Police are looking for a white looking male with a long nose that has never picked up a tab in his life and drives a sports car that turns on a dime and picks it up too."

I need more though...
#3
Stereotype much? Is this even allowed? *reported*
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#5
Jewish.
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#6
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damn you, that's what i was thinking
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#8
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#11
^ If police can use stereotypes to describe mexicans then I can use stereotypes to describe jews.

And it would be "Anti-Semitic" if I hated jews, not racist.

My best friend is a jew and I give him a hard-time about it all the time.
#12
Yeah, the police wouldn't actually describe him as Jewish. Do they say Christian when they're after Christian suspects?

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^ If police can use stereotypes to describe mexicans then I can use stereotypes to describe jews.

And it would be "Anti-Semitic" if I hated jews, not racist.

My best friend is a jew and I give him a hard-time about it all the time.

Well you shouldn't, nobody likes their beliefs being bashed. Stereotyping FTL, what religion are you? Would you like getting bashed for it?
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#13
A username like Dixie_Whiskey sounds racist, anyway.

[EDIT]: Antisemitism is a form of racism. Kind of like how Thrash is a form of Metal.
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#15
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Yeah, the police wouldn't actually describe him as Jewish. Do they say Christian when they're after Christian suspects?


nope, but that's because there is no way to "look christian". Except for the pope.
#16
Quote by Dixie Whiskey
So on TV the other day the news said the police were looking for a suspect that's been robbing stores around here and they gave a sketch and description of "A short hispanic male, probably 5'3 to 5'5" that drives a pick up truck." And it made me laugh because there's millions of mexicans that fit that description

And then I thought how would the media describe a jew... I came up so far with

"Police are looking for a white looking male with a long nose that has never picked up a tab in his life and drives a sports car that turns on a dime and picks it up too."

I need more though...

I don't think the police were stereotyping Mexicans, thats just what the description was.
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#17
hmm...all officers be on the look out for a 5'5-5'11 tan suspect with a large hook nose long forehead,curly hair,with a yamika..all officers are to throw all their change on the floor..it is likely they will go for it,if that doesnt work yell out HEY ITS MOSES lol
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#18
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nope, but that's because there is no way to "look christian". Except for the pope.

Look, at my profile picture. I have Jewish heritage. Can you tell?
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
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#20
throw a quarter in a dark alley and see how many come out, then take their picture, but be cautious, Jews can be quite the hostile creatures, especially when it comes to monetary issues.
#21
curly haired pasty white person with big nose?

I can do it with any race! Look, rednecks:

Most likely blond/light brown haired person with pink complexion, probably fat.

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nope, but that's because there is no way to "look christian". Except for the pope.

Oh believe me, you can definitely "look christian". What about all those people that wear shirts saying "I love Jesus" with the bumper stickers saying "What if your mom had aborted you?"
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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#24
jesus christ, when did the pit start taking everything seriously? its an internet forum. NO ONE CARES. what is said here is pointless, meaningless, and usually doesn't convey the writer's true belifs. deal with it, or ignore it.
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#26
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jesus christ, when did the pit start taking everything seriously? its an internet forum. NO ONE CARES. what is said here is pointless, meaningless, and usually doesn't convey the writer's true belifs. deal with it, or ignore it.

I don't know if that means its okay to encourage stereotypes and racism.
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#28
^ Lets not forget that the Pit is the same place where anyone can make a thread about their best friend/Mom/Girlfriend dying and everyone will believe it.
#29
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jesus christ, when did the pit start taking everything seriously? its an internet forum. NO ONE CARES. what is said here is pointless, meaningless, and usually doesn't convey the writer's true belifs. deal with it, or ignore it.

I'm not going to ignore a stupid stereotyping hateful thread. Sure, you can say it's a joke, but jokes lead to hate.
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#30
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^ Lets not forget that the Pit is the same place where anyone can make a thread about their best friend/Mom/Girlfriend dying and everyone will believe it.

Hmm?
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#32
Yeah, I've never really been convinced by the whole "if I joke about it, its okay" mentality. People joked about black people in the 1920s all the time, but it was racist. We all know it was racist then. Why isn't stuff like that racist now? Because you don't think, or you don't care.
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#33
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^ Lets not forget that the Pit is the same place where anyone can make a thread about their best friend/Mom/Girlfriend dying and everyone will believe it.

Because they're true, and you're very unsympathetic.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#34
Quote by StreetLight3989
Because they're true, and you're very unsympathetic.


lol yeah you're just gullible. You ever hear about that mother that made up a fake letter to Hanna Montana about her Husband and daughters father dying in Iraq. Turns out that was complete BS to get free Hanna Montana tickets.
#35
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Look, at my profile picture. I have Jewish heritage. Can you tell?

Actually, on the one of your face, you look very very Jewish. But then again, so am I.