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#1
Dude..

I was at my nans in Heanor last week and i picked up the local paper and started reading about local home of scum, Ilkeston.

Now Cotmanhay is attached to Ilkeston, and i consider it part of Ilkeston, cos im a geography noob, and my woman lives in Cotmanhay so i wont bitch too much.. ANYWAY!

It had a story about this group of chavs who approached this dude with a baby in a pram, they were holding lighters and one shouted "Burn his baby" and they tried to, as he phoned for help they punched him and took his phone and ran off..


Sick ****s arent they?

Discuss
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#3
Just enlightening what appears to be a forum full of sickos :P Kidding

To a story that is about REAL sickos.

/Hate the Erewash area.
#9
What the hell is a Chav. I've always been wondering this.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#10
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
What the hell is a Chav. I've always been wondering this.


Kind of like Wiggers.

#11
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
What the hell is a Chav. I've always been wondering this.


Social scum of the UK.

Tracksuits (SP) and Burberry caps.

Loud music on phones and theyre violent ****s.
#13
Quote by Tom_hatton
Kind of like Wiggers.

Oh okay. They're ugly.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#15
Quote by Cammeh
Dude, your right, they're sick. Who'd actually do this. They should be locked behind bars.


Its sad that the police dont care..

The story was a tiny para in the paper and then said it was appealing for witnesses etc.

This all happened on the street my woman lives on, so it worries me that such ****s live in proximity.

Granted i live about 1/8th of a mile away. but the chav count is so much less
#16
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Oh okay. They're ugly.


And all look the same. lol.

Britain is a sh*thole.
#17
Quote by PCSpeaker
Social scum of the UK.

Tracksuits (SP) and Burberry caps.

Loud music on phones and theyre violent ****s.


I disagree about the violence, most actually happen to be cowardly pricks; who just use their numbers to look intimidating. Only very few are actually violent and tough.
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#18
Quote by ctb
And all look the same. lol.

Britain is a sh*thole.


How dare you say such a thing? Britain is amazing!

*salutes the flag*
#19
Do you know why Britain has chavs? Because they don't have technoviking. Give the chavs something to fear.

For these things give thanks at nightfall:The day gone, a guttered torch,A sword tested, the troth of a maid,Ice crossed, ale drunk.-The Hávamál
#22
Quote by MySweetFracture
What the hell is a pram?

A stroller?


Which reminds me, +10 to anyone who gets the reference


"...I have to push the pramalot"

"No, let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place."
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
#23
Quote by TheQuailman
Goddammit, are all kids in the UK that ugly?!

Well, yeah. A lot of them are, but only because they're all chavs.
#25
Quote by SonataFanica
Which reminds me, +10 to anyone who gets the reference


"...I have to push the pramalot"

"No, let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place."


The Holy Grail!!!!!!!
#27
Quote by TheQuailman
well I looked at your profile, *pats back*, at least YOU don't look like a moron!


Dammit, I can't tell if thats sarcasm or not.
#29
Quote by TheQuailman
How dare you thinking I would use sarcasm!

(It really was not)


Hooray! Just in case, I have a new default picture. 'Tis better.
#30
Quote by Tom_hatton
The Holy Grail!!!!!!!


Here is your + 10, Tom_hatton.

Good day, sir.
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
#31
Quote by SonataFanica
Which reminds me, +10 to anyone who gets the reference


"...I have to push the pramalot"

"No, let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place."

We're knights of the round table
We dance when ever we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-able
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam alot
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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#32
Quote by SonataFanica
Here is your + 10, Tom_hatton.

Good day, sir.


sigged, its the only +10 I'll ever have, haha.
#33
Quote by Vince Noir
We're knights of the round table
We dance when ever we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-able
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam alot


"We have found a witch! May we burn her?"
#34
Quote by Tom_hatton
sigged, its the only +10 I'll ever have, haha.


While you're at it, I fixed it from 'plus ten' to '+ 10'.
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
#35
Quote by SonataFanica
While you're at it, I fixed it from 'plus ten' to '+ 10'.


K, I'll change it
#36
Quote by Tom_hatton
Hooray! Just in case, I have a new default picture. 'Tis better.


I saw the new pic. But you didn't actually make it your default one. Good one nevertheless.
#37
Quote by TheQuailman
I saw the new pic. But you didn't actually make it your default one. Good one nevertheless.


Works as default when I went on my profile.

Oh well, doesn't matter. And thank you
#38
chavs listen to the mainstream stuff, so none of us are linked to them
you cant spell crap without rap
RnB (RYTHM AND BLUES) isnt actually rythm and blues
and pop music just sicks buig fat major donkey ass.
#39
Quote by TheQuailman
Goddammit, are all kids in the UK that ugly?!


No, it just so happens when people turn chav, they suddenly turn **** ugly
#40
Quote by TheQuailman
Goddammit, are all kids in the UK that ugly?!

No, cockhead.
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