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#1
damnnn.... i was with this girl and shes 11 years old
soo i was kinda... ya know... doin stuff with her.

anyways, i kinda only lasted about 30 seconds before i blew my load

i was just wondering if this is a normal lasting time cuz she seemed pretty pissed off at me.

thx
#2
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#3
wtf!!! why are you messing around with a 11 year old?
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#8
clearly, TS is joking.

who would want some girl older than 7/8 tops?


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you had sex with a ****ing 11 year old!?!?!!!?!? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!

how old are YOU?!?!!?

His profile says 17.........


haha
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#10
Dude thats nasty.
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#11
Well you are only a little boy......

What were you doing with her? Did you hold her hand?
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#16
Hehe gross
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#18
you, TS, put the keywork to shame. take it out of your avatar, our god claudio would not approve.
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#19
so, i was messing with this 6 year old right? and my clown nose fell off....
#20
o.O ...11 years old?? Dude...No.
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damn, there are some funny threads today. i picked a good time to visit on the site
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#25
wow u couldnt keep up with a 11year old..
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#26
dude wtf your ****ing 16 and you were messin around with an 11year old that **** up.anyway 30sec is kinda fast.
#27
She wasn't pissed off with you 'cause you blew your load early. She was pissed off with you because you raped her.

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#28
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for TS.


...why?
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are you seriously 17 like your profile says?
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so, i was messing with this 6 year old right? and my clown nose fell off....


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#31
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dude wtf your ****ing 16 and you were messin around with an 11year old that **** up.anyway 30sec is kinda fast.

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pfff haha
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#32
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C'mon guys cant someone answer my question??


He's the one who asks the questions.
#33
u should be shot in the crotch for ****ing an 11yo...ur 17! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?! n no 30 secs is not normal u prematureejacultaingrapist
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#34
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His profile says 17.........


good god..... and he has to go for an 11 year old?

but to answer you TS : if at 17 your going for an 11 year old you clearly need to watch more porn and jack off some more. thatll keep you occupied and away from children AND help you build up some stamina.
#35
omg. AN 11 YEAR OLD!!! and she was pissed that u came to quick! this is ****ed up.
#36
why r you raping 11 year olds you pedophile?
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#38
*pedo bear seal of approval that i don't feel like finding*

guys, it's ok... obviously he's 11 too...

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