#1
I currently have 600 dollars and a 450 dollar paycheck coming tomorow.

I want a very very high gain amp, and I mean VERY high gain. Suggestions please. Unfortunately 5150's and 6505's are out of the question, friend of mine got it and he says if I got one then our tones will be the same and our frequencies will be the same and mix.

More suggestions. I dont want a distortion pedal or multi effects board. just amp.

Lets try to keep it from 1000 to 1500, I also want to buy a PS3 and a TV for my room which will run me to 1100.
#4
buy 1100 dollars worth of dildos
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