#1
whilst watching king of the hill, me and my dad noticed that we didnt know what boomhaur did for a living. dale kills things, bill is a barber, and hank sells propane, but what about boomhaur?

anything?
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#2
wow i never really thought of that
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#3
no, i think hes just a swingin bachelor...
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#5
hes a man *****
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#6
Boomhauer spends most of his spare time drinking Alamo Beer with Hank, Dale and Bill in the alley behind Hank’s house. In the episode "Luanne Virgin 2.0," Boomhauer is a limo driver. It is mentioned in one episode that he is an electrician on worker’s compensation. Another reveals that his parents are rich after having won the lottery, and a third implies that Boomhauer receives favors from the various women with whom he sleeps.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomhauer
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#9
I thought he was a ship captain. I could have sworn there was an episode in which he was getting out of bed after doing the nasty with some chick and he was putting on a white captain's jacket and a blue naval cap.
#10
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that's what i was going to say


wasn't he previously a pro surfer?

yeah i remember that episode when bobby gets him to show up the surfer kids at the water park
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#11
ahh. thank you.

edit: he wasnt a PRO surfer, he just did it...for the lulz i guess...
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#12
He's a gigolo (sp?)
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#13
he sells crack
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I thought he was a ship captain. I could have sworn there was an episode in which he was getting out of bed after doing the nasty with some chick and he was putting on a white captain's jacket and a blue naval cap.


Saying that, he's starting to make me think of Quagmire!
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#16
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Saying that, he's starting to make me think of Quagmire!


Quagmire's an airplane pilot, and given that every character in Family Guy is based off of a pre-existing character on TV, it's quite possible that the character of Quagmire was inspired by Boomhaur.
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Quagmire's an airplane pilot, and given that every character in Family Guy is based off of a pre-existing character on TV, it's quite possible that the character of Quagmire was inspired by Boomhaur.


Yes, I'm aware that Quagmire is an airplane pilot, but airplane pilots and ship captains are both people who operate a means of transportation not dictated by a road.

And I previously thought that Family Guy was basically Simpsons based, but I'm starting to think that Quagmire is definitely an exception.
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#18
Whoa, people besides me still watch King of the Hill?
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I thought Boomhaeur was a limo driver? That's why he put on the white jacket and blue hat.
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#21
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Dude King of the Hill is made of win.

I know, I just thought I was the only one watched it.
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#22
I thought he delivered mail or somthin....
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