#1
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"
#2
No.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#5
I did not laugh. Therefore, you lose.
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#6
Ok...You made one spam thread..I didn't report. But that's it... You think you're annoying us? I love reporting people! I could do this all day!! So, without stalling any more, i have one thing to tell you:


REPORTED!
#10


Do you see that? That's me laughing at how much this thread fails.
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#11
Quote by Mike!
Ok...You made one spam thread..I didn't report. But that's it... You think you're annoying us? I love reporting people! I could do this all day!! So, without stalling any more, i have one thing to tell you:


REPORTED!


calm down man, report him without the speech. You joined this month, dont wanna come off as an asshole.
#13
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#14
not spam have fun in The Pit where you post things that other forms don't concern
#15
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wow did he seriously just join this month... you loser


I would really shut up if I were you....You aren't really in the position to talk.


PS: I've seen over 20 spam threads since being here....I'm used to forums were spam is reported, not laughed at.
#16
Thats The Funniest Thing Ive Ever Read In My Entire Life!
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#18
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yeah ok w.e. you say... cause mr newbie here is holding all the cards right???


i'd probably stop while you're ahead if both of you don't want to get banned
#20
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#21
A volunteer doctor goes to a tribe in Africa.
After some months with no action, he goes to the Chief of the tribe and tells him his problem.
Si the Chief tells him to go tomorrow to the river in the morning.
He arrives, and there is a big line of men, and a donkey in the river. So all the men respect the doctor very much, and let him be the 1st one.
So the doctor stares at the donkey, and suddenly starts screwing it.
When he's done, the men shocked approach him and tell him "the donkey was to cross the river... We have whores in the other side."
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#22
Quote by urik
A volunteer doctor goes to a tribe in Africa.
After some months with no action, he goes to the Chief of the tribe and tells him his problem.
Si the Chief tells him to go tomorrow to the river in the morning.
He arrives, and there is a big line of men, and a donkey in the river. So all the men respect the doctor very much, and let him be the 1st one.
So the doctor stares at the donkey, and suddenly starts screwing it.
When he's done, the men shocked approach him and tell him "the donkey was to cross the river... We have whores in the other side."

Much better
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#23
Wow did he not notice there were 3 bangable babes right infront of him?! He could have done them instead of the camel!
#25
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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#26
Quote by Smitherz
Wow did he not notice there were 3 bangable babes right infront of him?! He could have done them instead of the camel!


way to be completely redundant
#31
I don't blame him. I'd probably do the same.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?
#33
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I did not laugh. Therefore, you lose.

same here. i knew it was coming. your grammar kinda killed it too.
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#34
dude, i hope you didn't think anyone was gonna laugh.
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#35
Quote by Smitherz
Wow did he not notice there were 3 bangable babes right infront of him?! He could have done them instead of the camel!


sarcasm detector: pieww!! *detector rises dramatically*




#36
so..saturday night and you're sitting at home thinking "Oh boy, I'll go to the pit and post a thread with this joke I just learnt".


Seriously, what is it with stupid threads today?
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