#1
Ok, so my family thought it would be cool to get my Pre-K little sister a little First Act acoustic, pink, natch.

Well, I figured I'd be nice and took it out and tuned it. I was looking through the box, and Jesus Christ, those picks looked like they were custom-made for Shrek! They're like 3 inches long!

If the company sells for little kids, why make the pick bigger than their f@cking hands? That and they'd spend less money on smaller picks to boot.


Glad I didn't start with that...
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#3
I know, brain food, right?
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#5
i've actually seen one of those before when my little cousin got one... there is no way even a grown man can effectively play with those picks
#6
Yeah, but she isn't that stupid. Hopefully.
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#7
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Well, at least now she won't eat the pick...


What if she does? And she tries to swallow it but it gets caught in her throat and she chokes on it and dies?
#8
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What if she does? And she tries to swallow it but it gets caught in her throat and she chokes on it and dies?

When they try and revive her, she will cough it up, get up, pick up the guitar, and shred the doctor's face off.
#9
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i've actually seen one of those before when my little cousin got one... there is no way even a grown man can effectively play with those picks



That's what I mean, it's like playing with a floppy credit card.
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#10
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When they try and revive her, she will cough it up, get up, pick up the guitar, and shred the doctor's face off.



Totally sigging that.
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#12
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When they try and revive her, she will cough it up, get up, pick up the guitar, and shred the doctor's face off.


Then Chris_Parker will be so ashamed that his sister can outshred him that he'll give her his guitar and gear and then kill himself.
#13
Well, see how she likes the big pick.

If it's not working for her, give her one of your picks, but tell her to be careful, and not eat it.
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#14
my cousin got a guitar wit picks like that. i offered her some actual picks but she turned them down. i feel sorry for her
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#15
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Then Chris_Parker will be so ashamed that his sister can outshred him that he'll give her his guitar and gear and then kill himself.

He totally will.
#16
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Well, see how she likes the big pick.

If it's not working for her, give her one of your picks, but tell her to be careful, and not eat it.



Oh, she already stole like 3 of mine already.
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