#1
Yeah so i dont know why im beign charged with rape.
Ok so here it goes. My wife just gave birth to our beautiful baby girl. She has done so much for to baby ove the last 9 months so i offered to let her have a day off with her girlfriends at the spa. She told me to make sure to feed, change, burp and all those other baby related things. So she slept for the first 3 hours of the day. Then started crying hysterically. I couldnt make her stop. I tryied playing with her, burping her, and changing her but nothing would work. Hell i even tried fingering her, she got a little giggle out of it but it didnt last long. So then i realized that she MUST BE HUNGRY. Well what do babies eat i asked myself. "MILK of course". but i had used up all of the milk in my cereal that day, so i went for the next best thing, i unzipped my pants and stuck the straw in her mouth... i thought HEY!! my wife said it was tasety.
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*reported*
#4
Aren't you banned yet? The Pit is for topics not covered in the other forums, not for retards to pass the time with their retard antics. I think I've only ever done this once before in my life but..
*reported*
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#7
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#8
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#11
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#14
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