#1
So I was just watching home improvement, and its the one where wilson says he's seen a ufo and aliens. So, the subject came. I've always been interested in aliens, ghosts, bigfoot,the like. I was wondering of any of the pit has ever had contact or know someone who has.

Me, personally, I've had a haunted rc.

it went off at random times, so i thought that maybe something was on the controller. there was, so i moved the controller, and that stopped for a while. but it kept going. so, i got tired of it, and took the battery out of it. and it kept going. for 5 minutes. and it was night time, so i was really freaked out.

share your experiences.
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Nope, I only see things that are real... ; (
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#7
ok guise! so heres my story ok

so i was over down by the park by my house ok n there was this guy right? well this guy was jus standin ther and i walked by and he was liek "lol ur rly gay kid u no that?" i was liek "**** u man!" n then we fought for like 2 minmutes then i figurd out it was actully a ghost n then i was like OMG! its a ghost! so i ran as far as i could but then he was still chasin me so i ran into the woods that was aslo neer my house so wen i was in the woods i finally lost him and i lookd back n i was all "man i think i lost him boy that ghost shur was scary!!" and then when i turnd back i saw bigfoot standin ther starin at me! he was like "hey kid u fight a ghost today?" i was like "no bigfoot but im about 2 fight u u stupid faget!" and then bigfoot was like "ok kid but i kno karate n im prolly gonna beet ur azz" so then i ran after him and we strted fightin n all that, but then mid fight a UFO came n liek 2 aliens popped out but they werent actully aliens they were cows so the cows got thrown out n the aliens were all like "man u kids r fagets lern how 2 fight!!" so then me n bigfoot set our differencs aside n we fot the 2 alliens n man they were woopin on us but then the ghost came and we all teemd up on the alliens n beet them down hard then we stole there ship n flew up into space n stole all ther monies and ther wimmin.

that was the first time i ever sawed a ufo.
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ok guise! so heres my story ok

so i was over down by the park by my house ok n there was this guy right? well this guy was jus standin ther and i walked by and he was liek "lol ur rly gay kid u no that?" i was liek "**** u man!" n then we fought for like 2 minmutes then i figurd out it was actully a ghost n then i was like OMG! its a ghost! so i ran as far as i could but then he was still chasin me so i ran into the woods that was aslo neer my house so wen i was in the woods i finally lost him and i lookd back n i was all "man i think i lost him boy that ghost shur was scary!!" and then when i turnd back i saw bigfoot standin ther starin at me! he was like "hey kid u fight a ghost today?" i was like "no bigfoot but im about 2 fight u u stupid faget!" and then bigfoot was like "ok kid but i kno karate n im prolly gonna beet ur azz" so then i ran after him and we strted fightin n all that, but then mid fight a UFO came n liek 2 aliens popped out but they werent actully aliens they were cows so the cows got thrown out n the aliens were all like "man u kids r fagets lern how 2 fight!!" so then me n bigfoot set our differencs aside n we fot the 2 alliens n man they were woopin on us but then the ghost came and we all teemd up on the alliens n beet them down hard then we stole there ship n flew up into space n stole all ther monies and ther wimmin.

that was the first time i ever sawed a ufo.

lmfao u shud make that a novel
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#11
No, I've never had any contact with them, but I would like to, even though I would be

s#itting my pants hoping they are friendly and not about to rape the s#it out of me.
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#13
I got a story.

Back when I lived in Colorado, after getting off the bus, I was walking home, which was maybe 200 feet away from the bus stop, and then I heard a weird sound. I looked around and saw this weird object (not an airplane, unless they've made airplanes that fly without wings or propellers) flying through the air. Then it was gone a few seconds afterwards and then I just kept on walking home.

Yeah, boring UFO story.
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June 23, 2004, my life changed forever. The homies and I were driving through a stretch of rural Illinois, on a road trip to Chicago. We had hit worse traffic than expected, so it was the dead of night as we were driving. We were all quite tired, however I assure you that the events that unfolded that night are 100% real and in no way imagined. As we were driving along we noticed at some point that there was a misterious bit of light trailing us, yet no car in sight. The light was a sort of greenish blue, which garnered further suspicion. Anyways for about 5 miles we payed no heed to this, we figured that we were just tired and needed to sleep. Along the way, Mike said he had to take a leak, so we pulled over so he could do his business. When we were pulled over we noticed the light pass us, and looking up, we found it to becoming from a a hovering disc a little larger than a car. We watched it, mystified. It finally landed in the cornfield we were pulled over by, several hundred yards away. The craft's lights went off. We stood there, half out of curiosity and half by fear. We heard footsteps, and as they got louder and closer we could see the cornstalks moving. Pretty soon, it was upon us. The creature stood perhaps over seven feet tall, and was slim. It had three fingers and what appeared to be a thumb protruding from it's hand, with suction cup like fingertips. It's had was oval shaped, bald, with large glowing blue eyes and a thin slit for a mouth. The creature's eyes met with mine, and he spoke... "Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute just sit right thereI’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all coo lAnd all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said "we’re up in no good" Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
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#18
had me goin until u quoted will smith
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#19
I don't believe we are alone in the universe, but I don't think they have reached Earth. Well, we can't find them so they probably can't find us.
#22
Well I havnt had any alien experiences. The closest thing I think I may have got was when I was on shrooms in Amsterdam, when I was going to sleep, looking up at my ceiling, I saw nothing but stars, and I felt like I was in space..then again that has nothing to do with aliens, but im not going to bother deleting it. I would have to say that aliens most definitly exisit (an alien can be classified as ANY life-form not of this planet, including bacteria and the like), it just makes someone sound stupid otherwise imo, considering theres more than 1 billion stars in our galaxy alone(out of probably more than trillions of other), many of which could harbor Earth-like planets. But I wish I could have had some sort of alien/paranormal experience, provided it doesnt involve some type of anal probing.
#24
im with ramrod. in fact, i get this magazine called THE WEEK, and it said that they discovered a sister solar system, and there are signs of life on the earth-like planet.

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im with ramrod. in fact, i get this magazine called THE WEEK, and it said that they discovered a sister solar system, and there are signs of life on the earth-like planet.

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