#1
this thread is for hardcore/ softcore knock-knock jokes

knock-knock, whos there? o just me... impersonating rape --->
#2
There are hardcore knock knock jokes?


-Knock knock!
-who's there.
-I...
-I who?
-I tied up your parents and kept them in the same room for days until they started to eat each other while I furiously masturbated using the blood of your dead cat as lube!
-Is that supposed to be funny?
-Sort of.
-You really need to get that problem fixed.
-I'll drive...
#4
hXc KnOcK KnOcK JoKes!

knock knock.
whos there?
black people...
AAAAAAAAAARGH


im mixed race
I've been here since '04.

#5
-Knock knock?

-Who's there?

-It's the police. Your wife was just killed in a car crash. She was decapitated and severely dismembered.

Oh my god, that's terrible!

-LOL, Just kidding! We're here to arrest you for your child porn.
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#6
Quote by vicd08
-Knock knock?

-Who's there?

-It's the police. Your wife was just killed in a car crash. She was decapitated and severely dismembered.

Oh my god, that's terrible!

-LOL, Just kidding! We're here to arrest you for your child porn.



I'm gonna remember this one for a while
#7
knock knock


who dat?
chuck norris


.....
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#10
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I'm gonna remember this one for a while


Thanks I pretty much just made it up.
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#11
Quote by vicd08
-Knock knock?

-Who's there?

-It's the police. Your wife was just killed in a car crash. She was decapitated and severely dismembered.

Oh my god, that's terrible!

-LOL, Just kidding! We're here to arrest you for your child porn.



The greatest knock knock joke of all time.
#12
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Good night.



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#13
Knock Knock

Who's there

The Gustapo

Oh ok, they're hiding upstairs in the attic.
Last edited by SeveralSpecies at Feb 24, 2008,
#14
i sigged that joke.

soz tho, i cant credit you as itd make it too long
I've been here since '04.

#17
Quote by NFFC_1865
i sigged that joke.

soz tho, i cant credit you as itd make it too long


That's okay.. how long is your link though? There should be plenty of room.
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#19
Quote by vicd08
That's okay.. how long is your link though? There should be plenty of room.



sorted!


and now. 6.06am BEDTIME :|
I've been here since '04.

#21
Quote by NFFC_1865


sorted!


and now. 6.06am BEDTIME :|


thanks!
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#22
You: Knock knock.
Them: Who's there?
You: [your first name]
Them: [first name] who?
You: ... [full name].

They'll be standing there thinking wtf...




#23
Knock Knock...

Who's there?


Not Maddie

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#24
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im mixed race


...but then, I lold.
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#25
Quote by Mike!
There are hardcore knock knock jokes?


-Knock knock!
-who's there.
-I...
-I who?
-I tied up your parents and kept them in the same room for days until they started to eat each other while I furiously masturbated using the blood of your dead cat as lube!
-Is that supposed to be funny?
-Sort of.
-You really need to get that problem fixed.
-I'll drive...


ROFL!
#26
Quote by digimon go!
knock knock
whos there
i eat mop
i eat mop who?
lolololol

i'm ashamed of myself for laughing at that
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