#1
So, I'm sitting here in my pajamas, like I have been for the past three or nine months. I really want to watch the Matrix, but I'm in my bedroom, and the TV's in the living room. I have to carry all my shit to the living room, including a blanket, a pillow, ashtray, smokes, my laptop, the adapter, maybe a secondary blanket to protect me from the mouse, my cold drink of choice, and myself... seriously, it's too much effort, but I must do it!

THEN I have to turn on the TV, change the channels, set up everything I've transported, microwave some barbeque-meaty-muffin-y thing, check on the fruit juice bar situation (adults don't eat popsicles, we enjoy the subtleties of fruit juice bars), gather my food, replenish my drink, then finally settle down...but not before checking on this thread and agonize over all the wasted time. I've already missed eight minutes, damnit!

sounds like a lot, doesn't it? because it is, damnit! if I had a job, I would be sound asleep right now, revitalizing my tired carcass for another back-breaking day of work.

and spam this is not! I wish to know the pain of others in my, or similar, situations. the unemployed, uneducated, slightly skilled in playing an instrument masses! you, and only you, UGers, can lift this beggar's life burder off my shoulders.

crap, ten minutes into the movie. I should start moving shit...
#3
i just sit at the computer and/or play guitar all day...

i don't even have the matrix
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#4
I'll be counting your woes as you make the burdened transfer from bedroom to living room. See you in three minutes.
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#5
yeah, well guess what? in the middle of that, I had to take a leek. then I almost broke my neck tripping over one of dozens of cords...gah!

HULK...ANGRY...

I didn't even have time to get my tasty midnight treats! what a pain. however, I did find god in the process, so I'm satisfied.

edit: get it? leek? hahahahaha!! like Inoue Orihime...you know, that orange-haired cow in Bleach?...leekspin?...moo!?

I meant leak. and I wish I was a ninja.

seriously, isn't it weird how after month of allowing your muscles and, moreover, your brain to atrophy, how the simplest things turn into life-or-death missions? a few weeks ago, I could barely walk. then again, I had to be hospitalize last month, almost lost my vision and a kidney...but that's no excuse! I used to be so alive! I'm turning into a freakin' Switchfoot song.
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#8
^ I'm smoking with the windows closed, a lot of flammable things nearby, really long emo-ish bangs, and several very valuable and delicate appliances nearby. I'm smart, eh?

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^but what good is god without treats!?!?

I don't know, my child. nothing more than a Butterfinger in the sky...
#10
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I don't know, my child. nothing more than a Butterfinger in the sky...

hmmm.....*rubs chin contemplating*
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#13
^ I'm also high in protein, fiber, and eight essential vitamins.

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What the hell are you doing with a leek at this hour?


I have a vegetable fetish, okay? why am I the only one on trial?

EDIT: ::looks around:: oh, yeah, this is my thread... hmm...
#14
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I have a vegetable fetish, okay? why am I the only one on trial?



Cause your avatar is the frog from the magic school bus....
#15
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I have a vegetable fetish, okay? why am I the only one on trial?

Cause you made the thread.
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#16
since you're the TS we get to judge your character and intellect and express said judgments through sarcastic replies..
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#17
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Cause your avatar is the frog from the magic school bus....


LIES! it's HYPNOTOAD, from Futurama, ne?

so, seriously now, are you telling me none of you can relate to the fate of months of inactivity due to unemployment/no school/illness/addiction...to the fate of those torturous months being that everyday tasks seem life-threatening...or even difficult to accomplish. I get winded getting out of bed, for various reasons...(yes, I'm overweight, but oh so virile!)...it's embarassing. I did manage to get to the grocery store, with the assistance of my mom, of course. I hate being deathly ill every couple of months. it's really shot my will to live straight to hell.
#18
I was unemployed for several months until a couple weeks ago. It sucked.
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#19
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LIES! it's HYPNOTOAD, from Futurama, ne?

so, seriously now, are you telling me none of you can relate to the fate of months of inactivity due to unemployment/no school/illness/addiction...to the fate of those torturous months being that everyday tasks seem life-threatening...or even difficult to accomplish. I get winded getting out of bed, for various reasons...(yes, I'm overweight, but oh so virile!)...it's embarassing. I did manage to get to the grocery store, with the assistance of my mom, of course. I hate being deathly ill every couple of months. it's really shot my will to live straight to hell.


Most of the people who use this sight are prepubescent teenagers.
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#20
fine, for the sake of being on topic...

i do know what u mean, sometimes i won't leave my chair even to eat. Not because i'm anorexic or something (god knows i'm not skinny..) but just because i don't feel like getting up, going downstairs, fixing something to eat, and then bringing it back up here
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#21
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Most of the people who use this sight are prepubescent teenagers.



And I am not one of those people....
#22
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And I am not one of those people....

I think we've reached that time of night where the American "kids" are all asleep, and the European "kids" aren't awake yet. It's only us.... Good times people...
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#23
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I think we've reached that time of night where the American "kids" are all asleep, and the European "kids" aren't awake yet. It's only us.... Good times people...


Psh. You forget about us aussie kids. Its not even 8 pm here yet.
And ts. Toughen up.
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#24
^ toughen up? I got more balls than the Harlem Globetrotters, son.

still, I remember back in middle school being almost exactly like I am now. minus the collapsed veins, damaged arteries, heroin addiction, kidney infection, facial abscess...I think the only thing I have in common with me at 13 and me at 19 are extreme poverty, chronic laziness and utter apathy, hatred of society, still being totally jaded, and watching way too much anime. oh, and wearing glasses.

what the hell has changed since then? ugh, at least I'll be going to college in the fall. maybe that'll jump start a drastic change in my personality.

meanwhile, back at HQ:

the Matrix is well underway, though I still haven't mustered up enough strength to get my tasty treats. the commercials are too brief, the internet too tempting. such trials and tribulations are what make the days pass for me, and somehow I can manage to care about my increasingly meaningless existence.

*sigh*

PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#25
^College will probably be good for you.
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#26
oh man, I know exactly what its like minus the longish bangs.

right now I just unplugged my laptop at 3:47AM and began to move the things I needed into my room. a bunch of smokign related stuff had to be taken care of, juice poured and then water and then get some other food.

take all that in after like 3 minutes of doing whatever. then I have to remake my bed before I get in it again.

so unplug the computer from the wall and the extra monitor and the usb mixers and speakers and whatever eles is attached. yeah the cords, man. having surround sound, networked computer and all that makes for a mess.

oh yeah and no job or anything, I moved to a new city and have sat in my apartment playing music I guess and just trying to not work. it goes well with quitting university and getting some habits formed at least!

oh well, I suffer for my art.
#27
Quote by MakinLattes
^ toughen up? I got more balls than the Harlem Globetrotters, son.

still, I remember back in middle school being almost exactly like I am now. minus the collapsed veins, damaged arteries, heroin addiction, kidney infection, facial abscess...I think the only thing I have in common with me at 13 and me at 19 are extreme poverty, chronic laziness and utter apathy, hatred of society, still being totally jaded, and watching way too much anime. oh, and wearing glasses.

what the hell has changed since then? ugh, at least I'll be going to college in the fall. maybe that'll jump start a drastic change in my personality.

meanwhile, back at HQ:

the Matrix is well underway, though I still haven't mustered up enough strength to get my tasty treats. the commercials are too brief, the internet too tempting. such trials and tribulations are what make the days pass for me, and somehow I can manage to care about my increasingly meaningless existence.

*sigh*

PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!


wow u sound alot like me. except i'm watching a jackass marathon..

i hate my life
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#28
Quote by SOADwannabe
I think we've reached that time of night where the American "kids" are all asleep, and the European "kids" aren't awake yet. It's only us.... Good times people...



Hey! You're from Chicago and you have a witty avatar!


You're pretty awesome in my book
#29
i missed you. where have you been?

sounds like it sucks. things could be worse though. you could be me.



please. i smoke in my garage putting cigarettes in the trash can with bags and papers or having them potentially roll onto the ground igniting some gas on the floor.
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#30
I've been playing the junkie whore, of course! I thought it would make me a better person, give me more life experience and whatnot. then I got bored of pretending my boyfriend was manipulating me, went on one last trip down that poppy-lined road, and decided to get my life together.

that was five weeks ago, and I'm lacking in the "togetherness" department. wah, I can moan all I want about it, but it's all my own fault.

oh! I did lost about thirty pounds. smoking two packs a day, coupled with chronic nausea due to my budding addiction...think it had something to do with it?
#31
You should start a fight with every guy that eyes your lady, and if you don't have a lady, buy a puppy and treat it like your lady.
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