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#3
Use forks and knives. If that fails, just the fork. If that fails, get a rather large spoon. Failing that, just put the plate to your mouth and tilt it.
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#6
Start your own fine restaurant and make your own rules.
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#8
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try not to get *reported* at the place your eating.

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Do people report everything these days?
#9
Use cutlery in order from outside to inside
Eat small mouthfuls
Cut things neatly
Dress respectably
Sit straight
Drink and eat "gently"
Serviette on your lap
Elbows off the table
Don't reach far for things like salt, just ask someone
Don't make a mess
Talk using an indoor voice

Thats all I got for now.
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#10
chose a place that fits your class like
McDonalds, Burger King etc.-Low
Chilis, Applebees etc- Middle
Olive Garden and anything over- High
#11
read Emily Post's Etiquette. that book taught me how to use chopsticks with my left hand.

edit: dude, what the hell are you on? Olive Garden? high class? any "restaurant" that has ads running on late night TV is not high class. any restaurant that has to run an ad, period, is not a place to take a proper lady. we're talking Panda Express, or at least Arby's.


in all seriousness, places like Absinthe, Fleur de Lys, French Laundry, Michael Mina...
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#12
Quote by kyleblackflag
chose a place that fits your class like
McDonalds, Burger King etc.-Low
Chilis, Applebees etc- Middle
Olive Garden and anything over- High

Any chain restaurant is NOT a fine restaurant.
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#14
be loud, obnoxious, heck! just be a redneck!!


this is by no means a discriminating act against rednecks, hillbillys or what so ever, it just rhymed
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#15
Quote by breadstick
Use cutlery in order from outside to inside
Eat small mouthfuls
Cut things neatly
Dress respectably
Sit straight
Drink and eat "gently"
Serviette on your lap
Elbows off the table
Don't reach far for things like salt, just ask someone
Don't make a mess
Talk using an indoor voice

Thats all I got for now.


Breadstick has manners.

I thought this stuff was standard
Must have been my army upbringing
#16
Make sure you order some fine pussy............................ cat delicatassen whean eating out at a presitgous cantonese restaurant in china.
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#17
Quote by kyleblackflag
chose a place that fits your class like
McDonalds, Burger King etc.-Low
Chilis, Applebees etc- Middle
Olive Garden and anything over- High

Olive Garden is Upper Class? Are you serious? They're on the same level as Chilis and Applebees. Upper Class stuff usually aren't part of chains...
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#18
Dont forget to click your fingers and call the waiter 'Garcon'. And pronounce it how its spelt.
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#19
Quote by Kensai
Use forks and knives. If that fails, just the fork. If that fails, get a rather large spoon. Failing that, just put the plate to your mouth and tilt it.

I can picture someone doing that.

TS, just make sure you don't stick out, otherwise you're doing it wrong
#21
Quote by Kensai
Use forks and knives. If that fails, just the fork. If that fails, get a rather large spoon. Failing that, just put the plate to your mouth and tilt it.


#22
Use your singers in combination with your mouth. Much more effective than other tools.


Wait, what kind of eating out are we talking here?
#23
Wait, is this genuinely a thread about eating at restaurants? I assumed this was some horny teen wanting sexy help, my post was supposed to be a joke... *sigh* how disappointing,
#24
Eat your steak with your hands - like a meat cookie
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#25
Eat as many buckets of food as you can, but don't take the mint at the end of the meal.
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#26
go to a place like benihanna(spelling?) where they cook the food right in front of you. i went to one, it was japaneese food. holy **** boitch. it was soooooooooooo cool and the food was the best ive had in a long time.
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#27
Make sure you spread her legs really wide... oh you're talking about actually eating... um... idk.
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#28
Quote by Kensai
Use forks and knives. If that fails, just the fork.
You do it that way? You might hurt the poor girl. O_o
#30
DONT go to a chain restaraunt. unless it's a regional one, like Weathervane here in Maine, where there's like six across new england. national chains like Applebee's, Chili's, Olive Garden...aren't that classy.

go somewhere that's a little higher-end. where do you live? if you live in the Maine/New England area, i can tell you some pretty nice places.
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#31
Quote by breadstick
Any chain restaurant is NOT a fine restaurant.


Mortons and Ruth's Chris are both chains that would probably be considered fine restaurants. Albeit those are exceptions to the rule
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#32
ruth's chris steakhouse definitely the way to go
or sakuras
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#33
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ruth's chris steakhouse definitely the way to go


if you can afford it.
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#34
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if you can afford it.

yeah...
my friend went there, got a salad, and then bitched about how that was the most overpriced salad he'd ever bought for a week straight...

moral of the story, if you're gonna spend all that money there, don't buy anything green
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#37
chains can be really high class. olive garden is upper middle class. chick fil a is upper little class. ruths chris is upper upper class. what do you think pf changs is? lower upper class?
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#39
stimulate the cl!t...


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