#1
Last night i had the hottest girl i've ever seen in my room. I mean, this girl was just rockin'!

So things got pretty heavy, and soon enough we're naked.

You know what was supposed to happen, right? Well, it didn't.

Little Jr didn't want to come out and play. I blame it on the massive amounts of alcohol consumed, but who knows.

What the hell is the deal? Any way to remedy this VERY VERY NOT COOL situation? Short of the happy pill, that is.
#3
Kill yourself
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#4
... Sex thread.

And dont worry... Beer dick is common when you get plastered.

Not that Ive suffered from it

>_>
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#13
Yeah, Id figure that much alcohal would screw your focus up too much to be able to function.
#14
The thing is, i drink like a freaking fish, and i've never had this problem ever before.
#15
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The thing is, i drink like a freaking fish, and i've never had this problem ever before.

same here but sadly enough i've experienced it once it was not a cool feeling.
#16
lol that sucks dude. now you know to not get wasted and nail a hot chick at the same time, it probably will end in disaster.
#17
So, umm...

Does anyone actually have some advice as to how to remedy this situation? As in, if Jr won't get his bastard self up again.
#18
Quote by Sam182
So, umm...

Does anyone actually have some advice as to how to remedy this situation? As in, if Jr won't get his bastard self up again.

Drink less

Duh

#19
Well without the alcohol, you probably wouldnt have gotten that far anyway
#21
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Should have just fisted her instead.

With your face!

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#23
Take the magical potion that will make junior become the great fierce warrior that he could be and fufill his destiny as he explores the cave of the unknown after unlocking it after a series of other quests he must fufill.

God, you can compare sex to anything. I just compared to an RPG or a cliched fantasy book. That is bad...


Badass that is.
#24
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Take the magical potion that will make junior become the great fierce warrior that he could be and fufill his destiny as he explores the cave of the unknown after unlocking it after a series of other quests he must fufill.


Viagra?
#26
It actually IS extremely common.

Unless all my mates are just very unlucky.

Happened to me multiple times. Acquired a little blue pill for next time things appear to be heading in that direction.
#28
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You should just fingered her until you were excited enough...


Yeah, we did that, but i only got like half-excited...it wasn't enough for anything.
#29
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Take the magical potion that will make junior become the great fierce warrior that he could be and fufill his destiny as he explores the cave of the unknown after unlocking it after a series of other quests he must fufill.


Make that a powermetal song.

Well TS, you'll just have to talk to that girl again and see if she's still interested. Chances are she'll forgive your little soldier.
#30
Yeah, i told her how embarrased i was and she said it's totally cool. Which i thought was awesome.

Do i need a prescription for V? I'm not really so sure i'd be into taking it though, lol.
#31
1) Dont get so wasted
2) Being nervous could also be a problem. (If that was apparent, anyways)
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#32
Nah, i wasn't nervous. It's not like my frist time or anything. Lol.

This girl was real chill, a blast to hang out with, i felt totally comfortable and not nervous with her.
#33
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Nah, i wasn't nervous. It's not like my frist time or anything. Lol.

This girl was real chill, a blast to hang out with, i felt totally comfortable and not nervous with her.


did you get her number?
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#34
Brewers droop.

My friend got that when he was drunk and tried to have sex.
#35
Brewer's droop, haha! I like that.

Yeah, i got her number. We had a good night besides that fact.