#1
I was walkin home lastnight after a night at the pub and a ned stopped and talked to me and a m8 of mine.

He told us he was beaten up a couple of weeks before and that he was 'ready' for the next time.

He then took a knife out of his pocket. Just a knife from his kitchen.
He waved it about and pretended to stab us.
-Fool.
He walked away, not harming us at all but I thought it was best to call the police anyway.

Damn neds ruining the place.

I wonder if he was stopped :P
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#2
There was a news article about this recently, people are so afraid of getting beaten up, etc they carry weapons...
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#4
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It's gunna be hell in around 5-10 years time I predict, most people are gunna just leave and live somewhere else.
#5
Yea, it sucks. I went to Glasgow last weekend to see Megadeth, and me and my friends were called c*nts 3 times within our first hour there. talk about a warm welcome.

*Witty comment*
#6
Ned? Is that the Scottish equivalent of Chav? If so do they all wear luminous green hoods up there as well. Loads of the chavs/neds have taken to wearing sailing coats with luminous green hoods. They look incredibly stupid. But at least it makes them an easier target at night.
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It's gunna be hell in around 5-10 years time I predict, most people are gunna just leave and live somewhere else.


Yeah, but I'll be in Chicago in 5 months.
#8
It's odd, I had quite a pleasant stay in Glasgow...

But I agree with the threadstarter.
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#10
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Ned? Is that the Scottish equivalent of Chav? If so do they all wear luminous green hoods up there as well. Loads of the chavs/neds have taken to wearing sailing coats with luminous green hoods. They look incredibly stupid. But at least it makes them an easier target at night.


yep, they're pretty much the same thing. a ned wears either white trainers or giant boots, a tracksuit, and a burberry cap. Also looking incredibly stupid.

*Witty comment*
#11
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Yea, it sucks. I went to Glasgow last weekend to see Megadeth, and me and my friends were called c*nts 3 times within our first hour there. talk about a warm welcome.


Yeah I went to that gig too, was awesome.

On our way to the bus station next morning some guy walked past us with a bloody face and called each of us a w*nk.

At least my balls have dropped.
Damn high-pitched neds.


And yeah, folks are leaving britain these days.
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#12
lol that has never happend in canada, well in my city of just over 1 million people, come to canada beeotches
#13
*goes to Canada* Does your government nationalize banks at a near £100 billion cost? If not then I'm there.
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