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#1
I'll begin.

First of all, I used to think that whenever you went to the bathroom on an airplane, all the *ahem* excretement flew straight out of the plane onto the ground while flying. Needless to say, I never went to the bathroom on an airplane till I was like 10 years old.

Second of all, I used to think that a woman's breasts contained coca cola...and I belived this until I was 10.

if you shared the same belief as someone else, feel free to say "Me too" or something of that sort.

#3
I used to think dragonflies could sew your mouth shut with the tip of their abdomen. My dad told me that when I was very young, I dont know why
#4
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#5
i used to believe in the search bar. (sorry, but this has been done "Daft things you believed as a kid")

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
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#6
I believed that I would finish elementary, go to the "good" middle school with my friends, go to SOTA or Lowell, and figure what college I wanted to go to.

my dreams were crushed when I ended up living in the basement of a drunken Canadian woman's house in Winnipeg.
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i used to believe in the search bar. (sorry, but this has been done "Daft things you believed as a kid")


lol
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i thought sex was just a guy and a gal making out naked and the peepee ment in to the vajajay accidentaly and the moment it went in a baby was made
thats why i though that if you had a baby on accident u had to be an idiot
this was when i was in 2nd grade when my friends parents told him the how babie were made( his dad was an OBGyn, so thats why they told him) and he told me, but i didn kno nuthin about orgasmic stuff or nuthin
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#9
well besides the typical monsters under the bed and stairs thing, i used to believe that you toys would come to life when you weren't looking like in toy story and the same for household appliances like in the brave little toaster. i also believed there was a witch living in my late great aunt's house cuz she had this huge bristle broom on the top of the stairs and when we went to visit, i was too scared to go to the toilet on my own lol
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#10
damn. i searched stupid and didn't find anything like this. forgot about the kid part. Whoops. Oh well
#11
-that we use 10 % of our brain

-that different parts of the tongue taste different things ie sweet, sour, bitter.
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I'll begin.

First of all, I used to think that whenever you went to the bathroom on an airplane, all the *ahem* excretement flew straight out of the plane onto the ground while flying. Needless to say, I never went to the bathroom on an airplane till I was like 10 years old.


Me too.


I used to think babies came from the belly button x]

haha x]
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#13
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-that different parts of the tongue taste different things ie sweet, sour, bitter.

umm... that is true.

#14
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Second of all, I used to think that a woman's breasts contained coca cola...and I belived this until I was 10.

That's bloody amazing.

Well, I used to think girls peed out of their bums when I was like 6.
#15
I belived that a woman gave birth through her belly button
lol. funny ****
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I used to think dragonflies could sew your mouth shut with the tip of their abdomen. My dad told me that when I was very young, I dont know why


Probably cause he wanted to fuck with you.
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I'll begin.

First of all, I used to think that whenever you went to the bathroom on an airplane, all the *ahem* excretement flew straight out of the plane onto the ground while flying.




I thought that actually happened??
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#20
I used to believe that if you put your face into a toilet, you would sea the sea. I tried it twice..

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#21
Quote by pawnluv
-that we use 10 % of our brain

-that different parts of the tongue taste different things ie sweet, sour, bitter.


i dont know about the first one, but the second one is true.....i've done experiments with it in my psychology class

how come no one mentioned santa clause? or the easter bunny? whats wrong with you guys haha
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#24
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well besides the typical monsters under the bed and stairs thing, i used to believe that you toys would come to life when you weren't looking like in toy story and the same for household appliances like in the brave little toaster. i also believed there was a witch living in my late great aunt's house cuz she had this huge bristle broom on the top of the stairs and when we went to visit, i was too scared to go to the toilet on my own lol



i thought they portected me ffrom monsters lol.
#25
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i dont know about the first one, but the second one is true.....i've done experiments with it in my psychology class

how come no one mentioned santa clause? or the easter bunny? whats wrong with you guys haha

be cause santa is real lol
#26
LMAO at pawm24! I believed that. but I never had the balls to do that as a kid!
#27
I accidentally mistook my parents weed seeds for some other flower seeds and started a garden.

I also decided the ants invading our house were my "pets" and fed them all the time.
#28
used to beleive my parents were just wrestling, then i found out the trruth...o god
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#29
the classic: If you dig too deep in the sandbox you will come to china.
#30
Had some blank VHS cassettes laying around, so I wrote the name of a movie I wanted to see on one of them and I expected it to work.
#32
I also used to think there were unidentified hairless animals of hostile nature living in my houses' vents. Yeah, my imagination was too vast for my own good. I remember leaving peanuts in the vent shafts to see if any "thing" took them.
#33
haha yeah.. my mom actually still laughs at me. she says like: no girl would be stupid enough to do that.. and I go like.. mom I was like.. 3!!!

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#34
Anybody remember those fruit snacks that had the commercial where a kid would eat it and then their head would turn into a fruit?
I believed that when I was a kid and I was so scared that I didn't eat those things until I was about 10.
#35
I used to think that some had to invent colour because of black and white tv programmes. i can't think of anythign else
#37
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lol


i got a compliment! yay!

i believed that sex was just like kissing but naked

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#39
Quote by Assface137
Masamune, those were Gusher snacks! I LOVED those!

Yeah, that's it.
I only realized how good they were once I overcame my fear of eating them lol.
#40
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I belived that a woman gave birth through her belly button
lol. funny ****

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