#5
haha...is it really ^

lame...
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#8
Haha, is this phone sex?
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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#12
yea check the profile
it says
"Why hello.
I'm a lovely hooker..
I get around and I love one night stands.
If you need assistance you can find me around the streets or call:
1-800-696-6969

I look forward to doing....meeting you."
haha
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Ya well when i wrestle/play with my dog he sometimes jumps on my back and starts humping me. But should he be doing this if he is neutered?



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Wrestle with him naked. He'll ruv you rong time.


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....no homo?
#13
lol what
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#14
Quote by wardo9988
as long as there's name brand soda involved

why did you add her as a friend?
Quote by masterk1818
Ya well when i wrestle/play with my dog he sometimes jumps on my back and starts humping me. But should he be doing this if he is neutered?



Quote by InvaderTSN
Wrestle with him naked. He'll ruv you rong time.


flickr
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....no homo?
#19
Quote by deathbat831
you just did

you are not allowed to reply to reported threads
two and a half men.
#21
*reported*
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Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

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Awesome
#22
why hasn't this been closed yet?
imagine what the porn industry could do to our forum
It might be able to do what 4chan couldn't
Quote by masterk1818
Ya well when i wrestle/play with my dog he sometimes jumps on my back and starts humping me. But should he be doing this if he is neutered?



Quote by InvaderTSN
Wrestle with him naked. He'll ruv you rong time.


flickr
Quote by SeveralSpecies

....no homo?
#24
Quote by matt062286
lol thats the number you call to get a hooker in vegas.


and you know this how?
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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1 Toddler 1 Cup

epic
#25
Quote by little david
and you know this how?

From calling hookers in Vegas, perhaps?
two and a half men.
#27
Quote by matt062286
lol i was there last week and there's these trucks with billboards everywhere



that's just too great.
xD
#28
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you just did
U did it just now! good thing i dont do that
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Condoms, for all the copious amounts of pussy with which you will be inevitably bombarded from this moment onward.


#29
haha he said 69
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