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#1
...and I'm heart broken. She has been sick for weeks, but she finally just lost the fight. I know this might be weird, but I was really attracted to her. I was wondering, would it be wrong to rape her dead body? She hasn' been dead for THAT long. So should I?
#2
Haha...ha...h*reported*
Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#3
*reported*


Take it to 4chan
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#4
mildly amusing, but *reported*.

Good move, lulling us into a false sense of security with the first sentence.
#5
good ol corpse fuck never hurt anyone
"We are not concerned with motive, with higher ethics. We are concerned only with cutting down crime-."
#7
yeah I reckon she'd be up for that...dosn't matter shes gonna get it anyway right?
#11
yyyyyea thats not funny you sick ****

*reported*

jk i dont report people
Last edited by wardo9988 at Feb 24, 2008,
#12
Incestous Necropheliac.
Sounds like a Cannibal Corpse song.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#15
Yeah, it was awesome. Just got done! She was never that good in bed, even when she was sleeping.
#17
Quote by iceman_8319
Incestous Necropheliac.
Sounds like a Cannibal Corpse song.


Tear the cold white flesh
Rape the bloodied wretch
Eyeless sockets filled with cum
I've been raping my dead mum
two and a half men.
#18
Quote by Amon Ra
Yeah, it was awesome. Just got done! She was never that good in bed, even when she was sleeping.

"now its just so perfect ive never been quite so ****ing deep in"

gooood song
#21
yeah some people here, I, might have lost a parent recently and don't take kindly to this sort of ****
*reported*
PeaceLoveUnityRespect
#22
Quote by Cameronrobson
Tear the cold white flesh
Rape the bloodied wretch
Eyeless sockets filled with cum
I've been raping my dead mum

you just made my day.
Quote by H4t3BR33D3R
fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#23
Quote by Cameronrobson
Tear the cold white flesh
Rape the bloodied wretch
Eyeless sockets filled with cum
I've been raping my dead mum


Class!
*runs off and writes heavy riff*
Quote by Deliriumbassist

My two pennies- theory. Learn it.
Skills. Get them.
Hair. Grow it to your ass.

Quote by Dempsey68
i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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Sorry, but because you listen to Tool doesn't mean you're intelligent.
#25
Well look on the bright side man - she won't say no.
The rig:
Gibson SG faded special -> Marshall MG 50/100 (working on a valve amp)
Backup: Vintage AV1
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#26
Where are the mods when you need them?
Quote by Trefellin
You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#27
Quote by metal4life592
Where are the mods when you need them?

Seriously. Why can't we get some frequent Pitsters to be mods?
#32
I was confused with the title of "my mom just died" with a thumbs up symbol. I was curious, but I'm kind of disappointed that you're just an asshole.
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


Click me, or I'll die.


# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
#36
you need therapy


smacked on the head therapy.
Quote by akack
We beat you 6-0 you stupid mother ****er.


"Nobody likes an unkempt shrubbery - The monty Python appreciation society"
#37
where the f*ck are th emods?
Quote by silhouettica
Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

Quote by Kensai
Awesome
#38
Quote by Angus_Junior35
where the f*ck are th emods?


Facepalming themselves....
#39
I don't get it. How is this funny?
Quote by BeefWellington

what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#40
Quote by Cameronrobson
Tear the cold white flesh
Rape the bloodied wretch
Eyeless sockets filled with cum
I've been raping my dead mum


That's awesome!
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