#1
I wish I had a bigger wang...Does anyone have any serious ways to get a bigger...penis? Seriously though. I want to impress a girl I know.
#2
Obvious troll is obvious.

*reported*
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#4
pierce your bell end then suspend weights from it
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#5
you player. just pull on it for 15 seconds, let go, repeat in sets of 5, 3 times a day.
#6
chop it off, tie it between two trees, and use it as a hammock.
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+1 Maus24

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#7
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#11
buy another one
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#12
Well, your mom won't judge you by penis size, seeing that she's dead ( view his other thread).
#13
Sir, please kill yourself. And while doing so remember that if you post something stupid on the internet, a kitten kills your god.
#15
You want to impress a girl but your wang size


You:look at my wang, Sadie...
Sadie: wow, thats is small
Sadie" look at mine.
#16
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When I see threads about big dicks, I check 'em out.

the thread or big dicks?
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#17
Like I said before, you need more man goo in your diet.

Every load of another man's cum you swallow adds 5cm to your penis.
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#18
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Obvious troll is obvious.

*reported*

Obvious troll is far from obvious. Observe his join date.
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#19
Quote by poopsmith666
Obvious troll is far from obvious. Observe his join date.


That's true, but if you read the other thread's they've done today, they can't be serious.
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You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

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#20
Quote by poopsmith666
Obvious troll is far from obvious. Observe his join date.


He just posted a thread about raping his dead mother. Now this...He's a troll.
#21
apparently, all of the mods are on ****ing vacation.
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#22
^+1
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Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

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Awesome
#23
Quote by bjovi400
apparently, all of the mods are on ****ing vacation.

they have to have some thing where it tells (not sure if this is the origin) when there are no mods watching so they can /i/nvade. if that is what is going on.
#25
Quote by Joelieo
They're like blitzkrieg... wait till all the mods fall asleep and attack the weak spot with everything they've got.


i lol'd
Dude..... no way
#26
I don't think they should close these treads, I'm having fun making cannibal corpse lyrics.
two and a half men.
#27
No need for an unwarranted feeling of self importance here. There's no invasion going on, just 2 failtrolls posting.