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#2
i have a belly button
"We are not concerned with motive, with higher ethics. We are concerned only with cutting down crime-."
#4
I said "We're playing for STAKES" and she said "Like...big slabs of meat?"

Honestly.

Same girl, instead of "Are you ****ting me", said "Are you ****ting on me?"
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#6
Is it in yet? of course it was in....bitch.

btw, I have a massive penis.
#7
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#9
"My tummy hurts" No joke, my gf even...

"Are you in or out?" (Concerning a bet w/ the guys on the swim team. In meant you hadn't jacked off since last practice, and out obviously meant you had.
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#10
"you never ate me out me, i just made you think that"
I'm not sure if she was high or what, but it was said over myspace I.M.
#12
her-"you're going to be you!"
me-"what?"
her-"you're going to be you."
me-"yes...i am...."

it took me literally three minutes to figure out she meant i was going to Boston University.
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#13
'was the Vietnam war the one with Hitler or stailn?"

im sorry but i couldn't stop laughing. during a 10th grade history class too
#14
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Is it in yet? of course it was in....bitch.

btw, I have a massive penis.


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the most stupid thing a girl has said to me is a toss up between:

"I don't think you should stop using dope."

and

"I think you are a genius of frightening proportions."

those two were completely out of their minds.
#17
Some chick said this
word for word

Me and boyfriend were messing around, and he says "Can I come in through the back door?" and I'm confused so I tell him "I live in an apartment, theres no back door!"
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#18
"I really like you, but I like this other guy too. If he turns me down, I'll date you."

It was really a slap in the face.
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#19
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her-"you're going to be you!"
me-"what?"
her-"you're going to be you."
me-"yes...i am...."

it took me literally three minutes to figure out she meant i was going to Boston University.




EDIT: Forgot my story. Girl comes up to me, "Will you go out with that girl?"

"Which one?"
"That one." (she didn't point anywhere)
"..."
And walks away.

Me = wtf?
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

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Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#21
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This happened today...

"I like to fool around with guys a lot, but I'm not a slut"



which reminds me..."why is it when a girl has sex with a lot of guys she is a slut, and when i guy has sex with a lot of girls he is awesome."

well duh
#23
My friend's Mom: So you're interested in history huh?
Girl: Yeah, I love history. The Holocaust is my favorite.


lol. Love that one
#24
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"I broke up with you because I loved you too much."


ARRRRRGHHHHH!

+ fucking 1!
#28
"are ppl from moslim land moslamic"
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#29
Hmmm...
chick in my 10th grade World History class
"Did Rome invent the wheel?"

"What are submarines for?"

A girl who's a junior in High school
"A man passing a kidney stone doesn't hurt near as much as giving birth, you holes are like this big! *curls fingers to the size of about a dime*"

"5 or 6 inches is pretty small for a guy!"
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#30
Her- "It wasn't really cheating , I just, sort of, hooked up with another guy, thats all

Me- o_0
#32
her-"Jimi Hendrix was blind."

Me- Facepalm.
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#34
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"I broke up with you because I loved you too much."

+2................
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#36
My girlfriends sister, honest to God, was arguing with me about how Iraq attacked us on 9/11. Not Al Qaeda but the nation of Iraq.
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#37
well it wasnt said to me but i heard it, "Whats 1 minus 1?" im not even joking about that, then when someone told her it was 0 she asked "oh well how do i write that?"
#38
Me- "Look at this guy, hes ripped!" (shows girl photo of body builder)
Her- "He doesn't look like hes ripped in half or anything"

such a ditzy girl
#40
It was our first day at Ali Al Salem Air Base, Kuwait. We were getting a tour of the flight line and this Air Force girl points at the control tower and says:

"what's that big tower for?

Same girl same trip:

"What's desert storm?"

"Where is Iraq?"
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