#1
well, my cat's a piece of shit, and i don't like it. discuss things to do with said animal
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#3
Love it
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#5
it's 20 lbs, it needs not more food
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#9
Damn, if you don't want it, give it away. Don't be a douche and start torturing the thing.
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#10
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what should this said piece of **** do with you is the question

i don't think my cat could control me
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#11
Quote by pHaKe
it's 20 lbs, it needs not more food


Cook it and eat it...If you've been fattening it up for a while, you've been probably planning on eating it for a while now. Don't chicken out, do it!
#12
Dude that sounds like my sister's cat.

It will eat ANYTHING.

Seriously though,
I dropped one of my picks on the ground and it ran over to see if it was edible.
#13
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Cook it and eat it...If you've been fattening it up for a while, you've been probably planning on eating it for a while now. Don't chicken out, do it!

there's an idea, you others need to be more like mike here
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#15
Rip the tail and gouge the eyes
Rotting carcass surrounded by flies
Tear out it's fur and pound it's ass
I've been raping my dead cat
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#16
i think it's only 1, thats why we had to get a new one
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#17
omg I lol'd so bad at that

I usually cruelly manipulate my cat using a laser pointer. Or, this takes alot of work, but im guessing it's worth


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#18
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Rip the tail and gouge the eyes
Rotting carcass surrounded by flies
Tear out it's fur and pound it's ass
I've been raping my dead cat

hahahaha
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#20
Quote by Cameronrobson
Rip the tail and gouge the eyes
Rotting carcass surrounded by flies
Tear out it's fur and pound it's ass
I've been raping my dead cat



^^b-e-a-u-tiful
#24
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i don't think my cat could control me

Oh it does you just don't realise it yet.
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#25
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Oh it does you just don't realise it yet.

are you proposing that cats have superior knowledge to humans, and their just waiting for their chance to strike?
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#26
Quote by pHaKe
are you proposing that cats have superior knowledge to humans, and their just waiting for their chance to strike?

You're thinking of mice.
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#27
damn, i always get them confused
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#28
Quote by pHaKe
are you proposing that cats have superior knowledge to humans, and their just waiting for their chance to strike?

if I say too much I may be in danger.

but really, you must know the look that cats give you. it says 'one day, when we overthrow you, you will pay for not pampering me and worshipping me like the god I am... Damn I miss the Egyptians'
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#30
well, my cat's a piece of shit, and i don't like it. discuss things to do with said animal

Perhaps your "piece of sh.it" ways and attitude are rubbing off onto said cat and making it act in an unfavorable way?

If you don't like it give it away, its that simple. A local animal rescue facility would gladly take it in. Its inexcusable to torture the poor thing.
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