#1
so i have to read 98 pages of prejudice by tommorow. yes our lit teacher seriously expect us to read a certain number of pages of pride and prejudice each night of our vacation but thats honors Lit. for you. as a i read through the pages of this god awful peice of garbage i cant help but think, who the hell decided that THIS book would be a "timeless classic" its the singlemost boring, and horribly written peice of literiture(and that includes every post on UG) i have ever read. I tried reading it pretending that there would be an explosion, a drunken fist fight, a beutifully constructed line of swears and racial slurs, or a sex scene on the next page but it doesnt help. Anyone else have to read this?? because if you do, i feel your pain.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#5
I didn't think it was that bad. Just stop being a whiny little retard and read it.
◑ ◔
╔═╗
▓▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
╚═╝
Always outnumbered, never outgunned...
#6
If you think Austen is the worst, I challenge you with a Bronte sister. You can pick which one.

They're considered classics because they were written by women at a time when women weren't supposed to write. They were very popular in their day, because a couple of hundred years ago we al had pokers up our asses.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#9
Doing a coursework on it currently. I hate the book but I can appreciate women liking it.

So yeah, at least it is well written, unlike Bridget Jones's Diary. Which is the other book involved in the coursework. =[
Quote by Last_Serenade
dimebag put as much emotion in to 9/10 of his solos as hitler showed when putting jews in syanide showers.

Quote by P-Laverty
QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

Quote by Dabey
HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#12
Eh, unfortunately you've just got to do it. I agree it's a drab book (I'm not a fan of most of the so-called classics) and being forced to read it makes it all the worse (I can't stand doing readings for classes, even when it's stuff I enjoy.)
Member #6 of the Agile LP over Epiphone LP Club. PM iamtehwalrus768 to join.
When it comes to flipping pancakes, it's better than burgers.
#13
Quote by Jdwannabe
Doing a coursework on it currently. I hate the book but I can appreciate women liking it.

So yeah, at least it is well written, unlike Bridget Jones's Diary. Which is the other book involved in the coursework. =[

BJD is an awesome book. It's not meant to be well written, you ponce
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#14
wow i had to read that book last year
just google pride and prejudice
there must be a chapter by chapter summary
that was everything i read about pride and prejudice
Gear:
LTD MH-1000
Ibanez RG350EX
ibanez GSA60
Line 6 Spider III 30W
Peavey ValveKing 112
Boss GE-7 EQ
Electro-Harmonix Small Clone Chorus
Digitech RP350
#15
we just finished reading Macbeth, which i must say was pretty badass so its huge adjustment of going from an awesome book to an extremely drab book.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#17
With your spelling and obvious lack of sentence structure, I'm sure you'll be just fine in literature class.

Just read it. Pride and Prejudice is a staple of classics list. You're doing yourself a favor and maybe you'll learn a little something about life along the way. Plus chicks dig it man.
#19
Pride and Prejudice is much better as a movie because of Colin Firth *purrs with lust whilst thinking of Mr Darcy*