#1
In my AP English class we have to write a paper a lot like Clarence Darrow's "Why I am an Agnostic" (think of the Scope's Monkey Trial) explaining why we're the way we are. The only idea I have so far is "Why I'm a musician" but that's kinda lame and most of my papers this year have been about music. I'm completely out of ideas

So, UG, please help me think of a great topic to write on
#2
Why am I a forumite.
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#3
"Why am I a student who can't think of a proper subject?"
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#5
Why I am a UGer.

But that's really unexplainable, there's no good reason for anybody to be a UGer.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#6
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"Why am I a student who can't think of a proper subject?"



i like it
#7
Why am I still alive?
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#10
Why am I writing this paper?
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#11
Why I Am I A Motherfucker?
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**** burzum XD

there i said it...kinda

edit: i do realise they are not here...so i kinda didnt say it...




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#12
Why I Am I A Motherfucker?
Why do I sleep with my mother?

It's usually not a good idea to swear at teachers.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#13
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Why am I writing this paper?


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#15
"Why I am an atheist".
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#19
Title: "Why Do People Die?"

Paper: "Cause they suck."

Instant A, trust me.
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#20
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"Why am I a student who can't think of a proper subject?"

Dude! do it. that'd be an epic paper. one of my friends wrote a huge self-referencing paper for a college scholarship. he wrote it literally from the paper's prespective. he rambled on for ages about how weird it was to be written on and stuff. it was epic and he won the top prize.
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#21
Quote by PlayMadness
Title: "Why Do People Die?"

Paper: "Cause they suck."

Instant A, trust me.



No it goes


Title: "Why People Die."

Paper: "Because they are born"


...Well it isn't wrong!
#22
Why am I an Orange?
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#25


there are a lot of good topics here, but i think the Pit can give me some more, brilliant topics. i do like the "why am I writing this paper?" one, though