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#1
Have you guys ever stole anything from stores and such? if so what? How did you go about doing it?
#3
I just walked in, picked it up, walked round an aisle and walked out.

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#5
Whenever I'm hungry, i go to a store, steal a few chocolate bars, maybe a coke, and leave. The clerks know I steal, but they really don't care.
#9
You go in, depending on what your going to take, wether its a pack of gum or a seies of dvds. You take it, either put it in your pocket, or a bag that has like tin foil covering the insides of it, and walk out. I take gum often.
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#10
Yeah, I stole a couple million dollars with my buddies George and Matt.
#11
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what are u trying to plan


well i need some money so im gonna go steal some ****
#13
Well yes, as a kid I thought it would be cool not to pay for stuff so I was stealing magazines and bubble gums all the time, until the time I got caught and humiliated.
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Yeah, I stole a couple million dollars with my buddies George and Matt.


And you're still on UG why......?
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#15
No. Just this Friday my friend stole a drink for me, and I refused to drink it.
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And you're still on UG why......?

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#18
Stole a coffee machine once, that was awesome
Picked it up, put it in a plastic bag and walked out
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#19
I ganked a Rock Star from the grocery store I work at. Hell yeah I'm a bad ass.
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#20
i never stole anything from a shop but i stole a hercules toy when i was in pre school.

i felt really bad 4 years later lol
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#21
get very insanely drunk, and a little high, walk in, grab things from shelves, walk out


...worked for me




that was a bad time for me...
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#23
Your mothers virginity.
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#24
Quote by AngelOfHatred
I stole a Blue Eyes White Dragon Yu-Gi-Oh card when I was like 10...




me too!!! it was from my brothers best firned

he cried

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#25
i stole some cheese from ma school cafeteria
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fourteen?
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#26
i stole some $50 headphones. i bought something at hot topic then brought the bag with me to FYE, popped some headphones in the bag, and put a poster in my jacket sticking into my jeans.


hahaha my friend stole a poster once and the bottom was sticking up in his jeans. the clerk asked about it. he started to ask embaressed and said "i cant help it" then the clerk was like "oh.....you can go."
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#28
I stole a Shikon Jewel shard.

actually, I stole a pack of playing cards from Walgreen's on my way to Japantown last week. I was going to lift a Shounen Jump, but my friend was attracting too much attention.
#30
Quote by timzee117
me too!!! it was from my brothers best firned

he cried


I stole it from the store. The chicks dig it more that way.
#31
Quote by timzee117
me too!!! it was from my brothers best firned

he cried

You have to be careful though, the obsessed ones can flip out if anything happens to their cards.

I watched a friend of mine beat the **** out of this lad who kicked his deck out of his hands. I lol'd. how can you live that one down? beaten up by a yugioh fan
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#32
I stole those XBOX Live cards from Target. I'm not sure exactly what their called because I don't use them, I just sell them.
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#33
Quote by Sabbath89
I stole those XBOX Live cards from Target. I'm not sure exactly what their called because I don't use them, I just sell them.


haha dam man how did you pull that off?
#34
ive stolen a good many things.. playing cards.. porno mags.. socks.. a tye for a dance.. a cheapo ring from walgreens.. my lighter fluid (they wont sell it ro minors!).. a belt buckle from hot topic.. ya know :P
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#35
I used to be kinda a douche in middle school, and I stole like $20 worth of poker chips from wal-mart, and a chain from spencers... Just stuck it in my pocket, and then pulled out my phone, so If i was caught on camera, it would look like someone called me and I put it there for convienice (sp?)
#36
I stole some candy from a store once. I was, like, 6. I was caught and had to pay the 10 cents. So embarrasing...
#37
Quote by VR 07
haha dam man how did you pull that off?



I usually have a friend with me when I do it. After I get a handful of the cards, I walk up to the exit, my friend goes ahead of me and opens the door. Then I toss the cards over the top of those security thingies so they don't sound, he catches the cards, and we walk out like nothing happened.
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#38
I stole a bunch of YuGiOh cards when I was younger.

I would take the booster pack decks, fill them with a bunch of the smaller packs that came in like packs of five, and just pay for the booster pack.

edit: Also, conventions. So easy to jack little trinkets from them.
#39
Beer. Lots and lots of beer. I'm actually quite surprised I was even allowed in the store after a while...

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#40
Quote by Sabbath89
I usually have a friend with me when I do it. After I get a handful of the cards, I walk up to the exit, my friend goes ahead of me and opens the door. Then I toss the cards over the top of those security thingies so they don't sound, he catches the cards, and we walk out like nothing happened.


but targets have people everywhere and the one by me even has cops up front so how do u think i can pull this off with out getting caught?
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