#1
For me, it's when I realised that it's been so long since I last saw my girlfriend that my pubic hair has grown back into a relative thicket, after I cut it for her visit a couple of weeks ago. *frown*
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I developed a thought experiment to explain why you can't remember anything before you were born:
#3
My friend lit himself on fire, it was all well and good until I realized that my rug was too, on fire
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You LastAuramancer ....Are a GOD
#4
the mention of you shaving your pubic hair *frowns*
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'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
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#5
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My friend lit himself on fire, it was all well and good until I realized that my rug was too, on fire

how sad,, what a waste of a perfectly good rug!
#6
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My friend lit himself on fire, it was all well and good until I realized that my rug was too, on fire


He set your ****ing rug on fire...

That rug really tied the room together.

Anyway, when my band's singer decided we sucked. I frowned. Mainly because it's true.
#7
well, the rug didn't tie the room together as much as prevent the shock of stepping on a really cold cement floor first thing in the morning
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#12
I wanted a chicken salad and all they had was beef...
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"Come over to my place, no ones home"


I went, there was no one home.
#14
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the mention of you shaving your pubic hair *frowns*


I don't shave, I trim. It's only reasonable to do so if you expect her to keep herself tidy "down there".
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I developed a thought experiment to explain why you can't remember anything before you were born:
#16
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Tihs Thred.



your spelling.
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Groll you're a bloody genius

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wow
im "talking" to the future greatest director in the world
PRIVELAGED


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#18
Realizing that the transmission in my van is in the process of going out.
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I know plenty believe me. I've seen both Avenged Sevenfold and Bullet For My Valentine live, so don't tell me I don't know my metal.


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#19
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Unfortunatly I don't attract good-looking women.....


Paper bag FTW.
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While watching Scooby Doo

Velma- Jinkies, I lost my glasses
Me- Oh they're right here (while furiously masturbating)


#20
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Unfortunatly I don't attract good-looking women.....



So that's what's really making you frown, isn't it?
#21
the bookstore not being open so i cant sell back my 50 pound biology book until tomorrow
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M. Night Shyamallama

#22
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So that's what's really making you frown, isn't it?


Hopefully when I go to college later this year, I can find rational, good-looking women (I know, it seems crazy.......but just maybe.....maybe.....).
#23
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Hopefully when I go to college later this year, I can find rational, good-looking women (I know, it seems crazy.......but just maybe.....maybe.....).

good luck with that. probably realizing that im not good enough to play this song
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#25
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well, the rug didn't tie the room together as much as prevent the shock of stepping on a really cold cement floor first thing in the morning


It's a reference to The Big Lebowski.

Anyhow, I think the last time I frowned was when I was watching the news. There was nothing on TV but the local news (I despise local news) and I realized that I have better things to do than watch TV, so I came here. And so now here I am, spreading my message of hate. Don't watch the local news, children.
Studies show that 89.27% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
#26
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Hopefully when I go to college later this year, I can find rational, good-looking women (I know, it seems crazy.......but just maybe.....maybe.....).


TIP: college girls do not like immature boys.
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M. Night Shyamallama

#27
Quote by The Madcap


Hopefully when I go to college later this year, I can find rational, good-looking women (I know, it seems crazy.......but just maybe.....maybe.....).



You won't get any ladies when you cry!

Man up!

...And don't go to a school thats big on theatre. Not many good women.