#1
i havent so far.. how bout you?
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#3
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#4
The worst place I've ever been caught masturbating would be on my own face.

Heh. Not really.


...That was second worst.



Ok being as serious as you can in a thread about masturbation, probably the most awkward place i've been caught masturbating would be at my ex-girlfriends house.
Story is she was like "ew. cum. no, finish your self off in the bathroom" (we were like...14) so I went off, grabbed some toilet paper and began fapping. Her mum came in.
Now THAT wasn't fun.


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#7
nope, only n00bs get caught
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#11
On the freeway.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#14
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What do you expect from a bunch of horny teens?
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#17
5 years and never been caught. in fact im doing it right now...oh **** someones coming, granny noooooooooooooooooo
#18
Quote by deathbat831
5 years and never been caught. in fact im doing it right now...oh **** someones coming, granny noooooooooooooooooo


instead of putting it back in your pants, you typed out granny nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
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Psh. I can can play fleshlight acoustically.

*masturbates*
#19
Quote by John W
instead of putting it back in your pants, you typed out granny nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?




To answer the question: In numerous relatives faces....

EDIT: Oh wait, you said caught.... nevermind then.
#20
Quote by John W
instead of putting it back in your pants, you typed out granny nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?



this is granny deathbat829, deathbat831 is not allowed to play right now because he was cought looking at very dirty pictures of less than reputable women and grabbing himself in certain areas.

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now its my turn.... oh yeahhhh...
#22
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#23
Try having a danger wank.

Basically you start spanking the monkey, you then call for someone else in the house to come up to your room.

You've got to finish the deed and dispose of the evidence before they get there.
#24
Quote by freedoms_stain
Try having a danger wank.

Basically you start spanking the monkey, you then call for someone else in the house to come up to your room.

You've got to finish the deed and dispose of the evidence before they get there.

That's the exact oppositve of what a ninjabater is supposed to do. n00b...
#26
take it to that 'carrot skinned by some girl' thread on the same topic.
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