Poll: If America went to civil war again, East VS. West who would win?
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View poll results: If America went to civil war again, East VS. West who would win?
West siiiiiide!
14 20%
East fo shizzle, we gots tha dirty souf
24 34%
I hope they both lose...
33 46%
Voters: 71.
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#1
I know this is retarded but whatever... If America had another civil war, except this time it was East VS. West, who would win???
The dividing line is the western borders or Minnesota in the North and Louisiana in the south...
#2
I'm still waiting for the Red invasion on our borders.

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#3
East because California is in the west. The natural habitat of celebrities and media. Not really that good on warfare.
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#4
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I'm still waiting for the Red invasion on our borders.

WOLVERINES!!


dude me too! wolverines for life!
#5
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East because California is in the west. The natural habitat of celebrities and media. Not really that good on warfare.

You forgot hippies...

The east would certainly clean house.

On a slightly related note, New Hampshire has talked about a succession multiple times in very recent history...
#7
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You forgot hippies...

The east would certainly clean house.

On a slightly related note, New Hampshire has talked about a succession multiple times in very recent history...


lol wtf... why?
#8
And so the Civil War would be between thugs hmm?

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#10
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I'm still waiting for the Red invasion on our borders.

WOLVERINES!!


+1
#11
the north cause the west is filled with morons (im in the west)
#12
The West has lower obesity rates, so I reckon they might have it, but they also have the least densely populated states (if I recall) and the East has alot of the hick states, and they're all already armed.

So yeah, probably the east.
#13
The west would win, not only because we have more military power, It is a proven fact that if california broke off as its own country, we would be the seventh strongest nation in the world.
#14
that depends, why did they start the Civil War II


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#15
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East has alot of the hick states, and they're all already armed.

So yeah, probably the east.


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#17
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The west would win, not only because we have more military power, It is a proven fact that if california broke off as its own country, we would be the seventh strongest nation in the world.


T3h President Schwarzenegger.

And the east would probably win because of all the reasons stated in earlier posts... Maybe not, I don't especially care. I'd be too busy headbanging...
#18
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that depends, why did they start the Civil War II


bc you touch yourself at night... (hooray family guy)

No seriously... it doesn't matter
#19
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The west would win, not only because we have more military power, It is a proven fact that if california broke off as its own country, we would be the seventh strongest nation in the world.

How the hell could that be a proven fact? *shakes head*


If Texas is in the west, then they stand a good chance. That's a lot of power (oil, ports, etc).
#20
Unfortunately, the east hands down. Not only do we have all the hippies, but a hippy capital as well (Berkeley).
And states like Kentucky and Virginia are in the east, so...

We're screwed.
#21
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How the hell could that be a proven fact? *shakes head*


If Texas is in the west, then they stand a good chance. That's a lot of power (oil, ports, etc).


First intelligent response I've seen... Texas would be one the west (according to the borders defined earlier) They would def put up a fight
#22
West would win make a poll on this
go Texas!


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#23
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The west would win, not only because we have more military power, It is a proven fact that if california broke off as its own country, we would be the seventh strongest nation in the world.

What? I think the east has way more military bases than the west, and we also have D/C and Langley...
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What? I think the east has way more military bases than the west, and we also have D/C and Langley...


Yeah, but California has the Governator.
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#26
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Yeah, but California has the Governator.

Blah, also the majority of the nation's steel comes out of Ohio and Pennsylvania. The IX center here in Cleveland was the largest tank factory during WWII.

Also, Harshaw Chemical here in Cleveland was the only place in the nation that had a uranium centrifuge so the materials for all of the atom bombs had to pass through there first...
#28
if west gets alaska and hawaii then west wins...they get oil from Texas and alaska...Houston space center...and power from lots of hydroelectric dams and power plants


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#29
East.
not even because thats where i live cause i would probably just move to new zealand and keep rocking guitar but because thats where all the hollywood fags with.

on second thought id stay and fight so i could take pop shots all the stupid celebrities haha
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#30
i think russia would own them all, cuz they would be too busy with fighting theirselfs... thinking about fighting is the first step for a battle~... so stop that stfu gtfo~
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#32
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Yeah, but California has the Governator.


Damn, Stallone is a friend of the Governator... we got problems now in the east.

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if west gets alaska and hawaii then west wins...they get oil from Texas and alaska...Houston space center...and power from lots of hydroelectric dams and power plants


Who wants Alaska? Land of much more darkness than light... And that floating island of volcanic feces Hawaii, pfft, Virgin Islands betch.

Houston Space Center: The East has a space center too big guy.

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#34
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We have the Niagara


We have the Hoover Dam


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#35
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Damn, Stallone is a friend of the Governator... we got problems now in the east.




You gunna get it!
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#36
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The mexicans are gonna win.


the west has more mexicans


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#38
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#39
I wonder if the east or west would let illegal immigrants fight for their side in return for citizenship... kinda like in the original civil war where blacks fought for freedom
#40
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