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#1
Here is the deal, this is the most amazing stuff i have ever heard. You call up a bowling alley and ask if the have nine pound balls. when they reply yes then you ask them how do you walk . then you hang up and laugh your balls to the walls

do you work at subway because you just gave me a foot long

if me and you were squirrels then i would put my nuts in your corn hole.

happy sailing ultimate guitarers.
#2
I got a better one. You call a bowling alley and ask if they like there balls rolled along hard wood surfaces!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!
#4
I prefer to keep my testicles away from walls. They tend to be kinda cold and that's just uncomfortable.
Thus sayeth the Lord.

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#5
wow. I really like to laugh, but that was so old and I've heard it so many times that there is only one possible reaction to this:

*facepalm*
#7
pure genius.
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#8
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as if facepalm is original

as if your "jokes" were
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#9
i should try that
Hull City A.F.C

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#11
im gonna try tomorrow it's 8:48 here so everythings practically closed here now
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On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

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#13
I never heard those before! But i still didnt find them funny.

at all.
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#14
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Is your regfrigrator running?


That's good, cause your meat won't spoil

I swear.. For a second there I was getting ready to "facepalm" but you saved the day, by being serious!
As I always say: "Rawr"
#15
Quote by prs_is_best
Here is the deal, this is the most amazing stuff i have ever heard. You call up a bowling alley and ask if the have nine pound balls. when they reply yes then you ask them how do you walk . then you hang up and laugh your balls to the walls

do you work at subway because you just gave me a foot long

if me and you were squirrels then i would put my nuts in your corn hole.

happy sailing ultimate guitarers.



Are you nine?
<Han> I love Hitler
#16
Quote by Deadmen
Is your regfrigrator running?


That's good, cause your meat won't spoil


Actually, this is kinda sig wothy, I'd sig it if my sig wouldn't be so full already.
#20
pretty soon the mods wont let you use facepalm anymore, just like that stupid pear...
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remember UG Community? thought so.
#24
im sick of people that think it's bad ass to post saying osmething isn't original. if you don't like it, don't post! i found the bowling one hilarious
#26
I don't know man. That bowling thing was really lame, even for the pit. When I first read that I felt like I was in kindergarten again. Guess you're right, I'll just stay away from this thread.
#28
Quote by prs_is_best
no hard feeling i love hitler and the nazi's too, i own the book mein kampf.



seriously WHAT?!

I hope you're kidding, this is definitely NOT funny.
#31
lame sayith the lord!
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#32
Quote by prs_is_best
i'm not kidding i'm serious i own the book. and know i don't like the jews


I hate you
#34
Quote by prs_is_best
i'm not kidding i'm serious i own the book. and know i don't like the jews



My dear friend, I am not a nazi! That quote in my sig was pure sarcasm. I don't mind you reading the book, but believing what that queer hitler wrote is plain wrong. The nazi ideology is one of the reasons 50 milion people had to die in WW2. I hope for you that the jewish UGers won't look into this thread, or they'll probably get someone to ban you.

Once again: NAZIS ARE BAD!

I'll remove that quote from my sig if it makes people think I'm a nazi.
#35
Quote by Jackolas


For possibly the wrong reasons.


He's a racist, my girlfriend is a jew.
Millions of jews died...
those post's were not funny.
Probably made by a thirteen year old who thought he was funny!

(yes I write as a thirteen year old, but I live in a country next to nazi-paradise...)
#36
Quote by Neo Evil11
He's a racist, my girlfriend is a jew.
Millions of jews died...
those post's were not funny.
Probably made by a thirteen year old who thought he was funny!

(yes I write as a thirteen year old, but I live in a country next to nazi-paradise...)


Hang on I didn't read those but that sort of thing IS NOT funny at all. Far from it!

I mean't the original opening post... which was so stupid I found it amusing.
#38
i didn't know know that that jewish people could play the guitar. actually i'm 18 for all you haters out there who think i'm a thirteen year old punk who is try to be funny
#39
I'm laughing because I didn't know jokes could fail just that much

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#40
Quote by prs_is_best
i didn't know know that that jewish people could play the guitar. actually i'm 18 for all you haters out there who think i'm a thirteen year old punk who is try to be funny


Shut up, You're not impressing anyone, Stop being such a loser, Grow up, and just generally become smarter.
Please, Try to understand Before One of us Dies..
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