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#1
What's the worst thing you have said to a girl (or if you're a girl, to a guy?)

Mine would be probably be something I said to my girlfriend fairly recently...she came to school with a different hair style. I had not had the best morning, and I approached her and said "What the hell did you do to your hair?!"

Don't do that!
"Music is an expression. Not competition." ~ Woe, Is Me

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#7
'Isnt a gimp someone who dresses in leather and goes round raping people?'

Yeah


D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#9
Quote by RPGoof
Her "Would you cry if I died?"
Me "Idk"

She was a bitch anyways and we were really good friends but I never talk to her anymore. GREAT SUCCESS!


aw i hate it when they ask that....
ive NEVER cried when anyone has died...........
then i get all bitched at....ughhh
#10
Quote by Satch_Boogie
I generalised all women to greedy materalistic prostitutes.


Generalised?

Isn't all women greedy materialistic prostitutes?
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#12
"I loveD you so much". Poor girl, she just lay there staring at the ceiling all night while I had a lovely night's sleep.
#15
Everytime this chick I know sees me, she says "Flying Couch! I love you!"

My response? "...'kay."

Not really bad, but she's told me that if it came from anybody elses, it'd be really hurtful.
#16
This girl who was in to me was talking some nonsense to me at a campfire and I interrupted her and told her, "Hey quite down a minute, this is a great solo", because I heard Mr. Crowley playing in the background.
#17
My ex: "Why would you still like me? I was a crap girlfriend."
Me: "I know, that's what I've been trying to tell myself."

Safe to say we haven't spoken since <<
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dont sweat how quick your progressing, i heard that Jimi hendrix didnt get his legendary guitar skills until he was dead


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#19
I once told a girl that she should go kill herself...a few weeks later she did
Thus sayeth the Lord.

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#20
"You look like Vince Noir from The Mighty Boosh".

Slaps hurt.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#21
Quote by denizenz
This girl who was in to me was talking some nonsense to me at a campfire and I interrupted her and told her, "Hey quite down a minute, this is a great solo", because I heard Mr. Crowley playing in the background.
I do not see any problem with this.
#22
Quote by blair30
Your eyebrows make you look like a guy


*falls off chair laughing*
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#23
the money is on the table. lock the door before you leave.


Think about it.
Live as a man. Die as a man. Become a man.

That's the proof of your incompetence, right there.
You lack the qualifications to exercise free will.
#24
"Cum dumpster slut bitch. Your highest hope in life....you don't even have one. You are useless. I hope you choke.....If it makes you feel any better, you're now on par with (girl who cheated on a friend of mine) and you're not alone in being nothing. Enjoy the herpes, you bitch."
Said this when I found out my girlfriend of 3 years had been lying to me the whole relationship and had cheated on me numerous times. Damn women.
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I'd rather rub butter into my mother's cleavage.

Mummy... Mummy... Where are you? You can run but you can't hide!
#26
This thread is epic im lmaoing
I've probably said my share of crappy phrases (other than my first post) but I can't think of anything else decent
#27
thebiz, i agree with you 100%..

NEVER go against the hair!!

but the worst thing i've ever said to my woman has got to be (while in bed)
"wow it smells did you fart?"
10/7/07- Van Halen
3/16/08- Iron Maiden
1/9/09- AC/DC
7/8/09- Judas Priest
11/10/09- Metallica
7/3/10- Iron Maiden
7/24/10- Rush
4/15/11- Rush-


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with a penis as small as mine, I don't have a very humorous take on the world.
#28
Quote by Evilpnguin
"Cum dumpster slut bitch. Your highest hope in life....you don't even have one. You are useless. I hope you choke.....If it makes you feel any better, you're now on par with (girl who cheated on a friend of mine) and you're not alone in being nothing. Enjoy the herpes, you bitch."
Said this when I found out my girlfriend of 3 years had been lying to me the whole relationship and had cheated on me numerous times. Damn women.


I do not see any problem with this.
Live as a man. Die as a man. Become a man.

That's the proof of your incompetence, right there.
You lack the qualifications to exercise free will.
#29
Quote by denizenz
This girl who was in to me was talking some nonsense to me at a campfire and I interrupted her and told her, "Hey quite down a minute, this is a great solo", because I heard Mr. Crowley playing in the background.



i've actually done something like that myself! but it was a chili peppers song for me!
#31
I've said many bad things to guys. Good thing I can't remember them all, I'd be guilt ridden...
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#32
Quote by denizenz
This girl who was in to me was talking some nonsense to me at a campfire and I interrupted her and told her, "Hey quite down a minute, this is a great solo", because I heard Mr. Crowley playing in the background.


Fair play, fair play.. my last girlfriend took the hint actually and now Randy Rhoads is her favourite guitarist as well. I guess it wasn't even just to please me either as she still buys polkadot stuff and listens to him loads even though we're not going out anymore.
#33
My girlfriend complimented my man meat and I said "Was that a lame attempt at a compliment?" I didn't mean it to come out like that and she's cool with it but still
#34
to my ex: "i think we should end this. i think of you more as a brother."
ahahaha, that ended hilariously for me.
OMG...i'm a girl.


GOO INDIGO TEAM!

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#35
There is this really annoying girl in my shop class, and everytime she speaks it is complaining. I always tell her to shut up...i dont think she cares though
Her: *annoying voice* I got all sawdusty
Me: Hey! Shut up over there...*mocking* nag nag nag nag nag nag wah wah wah.

I think its funny atleast
Hello
#36
Quote by denizenz
This girl who was in to me was talking some nonsense to me at a campfire and I interrupted her and told her, "Hey quite down a minute, this is a great solo", because I heard Mr. Crowley playing in the background.


Thats not a bad thing to say, thats a cool thing to say. I am definitely going to use that
MYSPACE
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no idea but your avatar wins
#37
Quote by XcadeyX
to my ex: "i think we should end this. i think of you more as a brother."
ahahaha, that ended hilariously for me.


i LOL'd my ass off, then realised you were a girl
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#38
Quote by XcadeyX
to my ex: "i think we should end this. i think of you more as a brother."
ahahaha, that ended hilariously for me.


Before I saw your sig I was desperately hoping that you were a guy and said that to a girl. That would've been even better.
Thus sayeth the Lord.

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#39
a blonde at school didnt know what a pimp was we told it was a member of the chimp family. Pimpus Chimpus. LOl she believed us
#40
"You would be pretty if you weren't so damn fat."

I was twelve.


On the bright side, she is still fat.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
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