#1
The person who sits next to me in my English class smells like mouthwash and cough drops. Constantly. How in the hell do I fix this?


On a related note, do any of you sit next to people who smell weird?
#2
Give them a sponge bath.


Post pictures when you're done.
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#4
Mouthwash smells nice.
Better than bad breath.
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#5
sit somewhere else...
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#6
Move to a different place?

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#7
This made me laugh out loud.

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#9
there's this obese girl who sits next to me in my first hour. she smells like piss. I think I'm going to ask to be moved tomorrow.
#10
At least its not BO.... Jeez!
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#13
Quote by PCbassist
there's this obese girl who sits next to me in my first hour. she smells like piss. I think I'm going to ask to be moved tomorrow.


Them obese people eh, how dare they sit near us or be alive for that matter.
#14
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This made me laugh at loud.

Congratulations.

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#16
i usually move, but what you could do is break open a bottle of axe and pour it on him so a mob of girls will come clawing for him

or just go up to him and say "you smell"
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#17
Quote by Soul-Monger
The person who sits next to me in my English class smells like mouthwash and cough drops. Constantly. How in the hell do I fix this?


On a related note, do any of you sit next to people who smell weird?



I think your buddy here is drinking mouth wash and cough syrup at school to get drunk. No joke, people at my high school did it all the time and it's a serious thing. Keep an eye on his behavior.
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#18
Pretend to faint during class, and when you wake up go like "oh... what happened?" and tell them you're allergic to cough drops/mouth wash.
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#19
Quote by Jaysifer
loud isn't very happy that you are laughing at it



O_O


...


-_- Oh, I see what you did thar.
#20
When people reek of curry and that rotting smell of not taking showers for a few days, sucks when teachers choose your partners for projects.
#21
Quote by ValoRhoads
I think your buddy here is drinking mouth wash and cough syrup at school to get drunk. No joke, people at my high school did it all the time and it's a serious thing. Keep an eye on his behavior.




....


haha
#22
There used to be a girl in our school who'd shart her pants every day.
Even the teacher knew who was doing it. Lmao.
#24
Quote by Jaysifer
loud isn't very happy that you are laughing at it




Yeah, thanks for that.
#25
Quote by Novacane...
Them obese people eh, how dare they sit near us or be alive for that matter.

Watch where you dis fattys bubba. I may have to sit on you.

Spray dat ho wit some Axe or similar product.
#26
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There used to be a girl in our school who'd shart her pants every day.
Even the teacher knew who was doing it. Lmao.
Like... intentionally? O_o
#27
whats with all the dumb topiics today?
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#28
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whats with all the dumb topiics today?

probably something to do with all the extra 'i's around here.
#29
I used to sit at a 3 man bench in chem with 2 fat dudes.

I always used to make sure I got to class early so I wouldn't have to sit in the middle.

Double fat guy B.O. kills. Especially in summer.
#30
Quote by Flying Couch
Like... intentionally? O_o


I have no idea, but she'd act like nothing was going on.
Nobody would say anything, but everyone would glance at each other and then her as if in agreement. (Including the teacher XD)

And she'd go fill her water bottle up everyday during class, and everyone knew it was just and excuse to go to the bathroom.

I think it might have been a legitimate problem,. and I feel sorry for her, but it was still funny/gross.
#32
Quote by Novacane...
Them obese people eh, how dare they sit near us or be alive for that matter.

lol it's the piss smell that bothers me. the obese thing just came to mind as well. whatever lol
#35
There was a girl who sat next to me that smelled of curry and ****
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