#1
Ok so someone i know from work slept with someone and it turned out to be their secound cousin. Long story short i need a few incest jokes to make the most of this.
#2
Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test.

Edit: Call him "Bubba" for a while.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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Its super effective!
Last edited by wtf290 at Feb 25, 2008,
#7
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Try incest, it's only relatively boring.


I don't know if that was intentional or not, but it's the only pun I've ever heard that didn't make me want to kill myself.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#9
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I don't know if that was intentional or not, but it's the only pun I've ever heard that didn't make me want to kill myself.


i didn't even realize that till you said it...
#11
West Virginia...the only place you can divorce your wife and you will still see her at the family reunion.
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Remember through colors
Remember through towns
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#13
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West Virginia...the only place you can divorce your wife and you will still see her at the family reunion.


No, think more south.
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#14
Who are the only virgin girls in alabama?

The ones that are faster than their cousins.
When all else fails, ask the pit.
#15
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that a good one?


That doesn't count, because Jerry Lee Lewis is a fuckin' stud.
"...And I'm pretty sure what you did to my children's snowman is illegal, if not, sodomy."
-Stephen Colbert: 'The Colbert Report'
#16
your sister should have swallowed?
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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#17
where'd you meet your wife, a family reunion?
PeaceLoveUnityRespect
#20
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South Virginia?

No, idiot, Southwest Virginia.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.