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#1
I was in the hallway during switching of classes and I went up to a complete stranger (he was black) and I said

"I challenge you to a race around the world. "

and he started flipping out calling me a cracker and teachers over heard. My buddy who is friends with him said that he got 2 days of detention. I felt bad but then realized it was hilarious.
#4
i was gonna call u an asshole, but judging from his response id assume hes one of those kids who sit around in the hall way blocking traffic and walking incredibly slow, yet no staff member cares?

or is that just my school?
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No man thats everywhere. I love the fat people that all hold hands and block the entire hall.

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#12
Why would you challenge him to a race around the world? Why not an air band contest?
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i was gonna call u an asshole, but judging from his response id assume hes one of those kids who sit around in the hall way blocking traffic and walking incredibly slow, yet no staff member cares?

or is that just my school?


A kid I know wrote a report and drew a diagram about the correlation between the scumbaginess of an individual and how much they block the hall.
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i was gonna call u an asshole, but judging from his response id assume hes one of those kids who sit around in the hall way blocking traffic and walking incredibly slow, yet no staff member cares?

or is that just my school?

Gawd those poeople overpopulate our school.
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#15
Your fault for being white.

Black folks don't take to kindly to that.
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Why would you challenge him to a race around the world? Why not an air band contest?


idk. Its what came to mind at the time.

Last night me and my friend built a snowman on my neighbors lawn at like 3 in the morning.

THis is what we do for entertainment here on long island.
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"I challenge you to a race around the world. "

Dude blacks can't drive cars.
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idk. Its what came to mind at the time.

Last night me and my friend built a snowman on my neighbors lawn at like 3 in the morning.

THis is what we do for entertainment here on long island.

hey just wondering where from long island are you from?
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#21
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idk. Its what came to mind at the time.

Last night me and my friend built a snowman on my neighbors lawn at like 3 in the morning.

THis is what we do for entertainment here on long island.

no, he built a real man made out of snow
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#22
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Dude blacks can't drive cars.


Yeah they can. Why else would KFC have a drive-through?
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#23
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A kid I know wrote a report and drew a diagram about the correlation between the scumbaginess of an individual and how much they block the hall.

hmm, was there a flow chart? flow charts make everthing better

i would love to see sed report
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Yeah they can. Why else would KFC have a drive-through?

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#25
forgive me for being a dumbass, but someone explain the joke to me?
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hey just wondering where from long island are you from?


suffolk, thats all mommy says Im aloud to tell you. hahaha
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Yeah they can. Why else would KFC have a drive-through?

well us wites dont reelly want ter be in there wif dem UNINTELLIGUNT NEGROSS!!
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#29
haha show that n1gger whos boss!!!

im not racists i just hate ghetto ppl

that wouldnt be politically correct
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#30
Well, you provoked him, but he's probably a drug dealer anyways so at least in detention he can prepare for a future life in prison. Suprised he didn't pull out his gun though...
#31
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Well, you provoked him, but he's probably a drug dealer anyways so at least in detention he can prepare for a future life in prison. Suprised he didn't pull out his gun though...


He should have stolen his 200 dollar Nikes, to teach that future drug dealer a lesson!
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#32
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He should have stolen his 200 dollar Nikes, to teach that future drug dealer a lesson!


That would result in instant death for the white man's entire family.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#33
Only 2 days? If a white guy called him the N word they would have probably gotten suspended. So much for racial equality .

Otherwise that was a pretty funny story. I'm gonna do that tomorrow.
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#35
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suffolk, thats all mommy says Im aloud to tell you. hahaha

lol same here.
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#36
Racist thread much? ahahah.

Thats pretty funny, and quite sad...
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#37
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dude blacks can't drive.


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Yeah they can. Why else would KFC have a drive-through?

i totally want to sig that
#38
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Only 2 days? If a white guy called him the N word they would have probably gotten suspended. So much for racial equality .

Otherwise that was a pretty funny story. I'm gonna do that tomorrow.


i know, and if we had a "white history month" or a WET channel we would be racist (no offense to you i'm just saying) but blacks can be racist and no one cares. i also don't get why blacks can call eachother the N-word but when a white says it they are instantly racist.
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#40
Quote by Jacob6293
i know, and if we had a "white history month" or a WET channel we would be racist (no offense to you i'm just saying) but blacks can be racist and no one cares. i also don't get why blacks can call eachother the N-word but when a white says it they are instantly racist.


I said that the other day and people looked at me weird. I think it's pretty unfair and all it does is create tension and segregate races all over again.
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