#1
Hope someone finds this slightly amusing.

Today I was working on some math with this chick and I ask to borrow her calculator. I use it then return it. She leaves and my day goes on. About five minutes ago this same girl called me up. Heres the conversation.

Me: Hello?
Her: Hey, do you have my thing?
Me: What thing?
Her: The, the, the calculator thing.
Me: No I gave it back to you.
Her: Oh, ok. I have to(slurred sentence).
Me: Wait, what?
Her: I'm really messed up right now and I can't find my calculator.
Me: Oh ok haha, enjoy your evening peace.
Her: Wha..? Oh, Peace.
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#2
wtf...
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#4
go to her...
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#5
i can not give you any advice unless I know how attractive this girl is
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#6
that was....interesting?
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#7
Fcuk The What?
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#9
ZOMGZ u such a playa!!!1112

Honestly, what is this?
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#12
marry that girl...


... and embezzle her money into an offshore account
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#13
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Would explain why the calculator is missing...


duhhh.... fat chicks eat their calculators.

my point was that she sounds drunk so if shes hot then he should go take advantage of her but he shouldnt if shes fat.
#16
She gave you the hook up call and you Failed.

She calls saying she needs something she knows she has,

then says shes messed up,

That spells out "come over here and lets figure out the circumference of my breast"
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#17
^False, Delirium. Were she fat, she would have eaten the TS when she had the chance and we would never have heard this story.
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^False, Delirium. Were she fat, she would have eaten the TS when she had the change and we would never have heard this story.


Jesus Christ, man. Have they taught you nothing? She's using the missing calculator as bait, to lure him over to her house, where she'll proceed to imprison him, fatten him up, and cook him in the stove. There's a fairy tale based on similar true events. Calculator and all.
#19
i believe this girl wanted to do to you what mario is doing to the lizard in your avatar
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#20
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Jesus Christ, man. Have they taught you nothing? She's using the missing calculator as bait, to lure him over to her house, where she'll proceed to imprison him, fatten him up, and cook him in the stove. There's a fairy tale based on similar true events. Calculator and all.


psshhhh, thats just stupid.
#21
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Jesus Christ, man. Have they taught you nothing? She's using the missing calculator as bait, to lure him over to her house, where she'll proceed to imprison him, fatten him up, and cook him in the stove. There's a fairy tale based on similar true events. Calculator and all.



My God, you're right. TS should fear for his life. He should also suspect witchcraft. She's probably messed up alright... On black magic and warlocks brew!
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#22
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What The ****


Dont Fail Like This Ever Again

You Just Capitalized Every Word. Why?
#23
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You Just Capitalized Every Word. Why?


Felt like it.
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#25
This story had absolutely no point. Just throwing it out there.

She is an extremely attractive asian girl BTW.
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#27
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Ok, serious question does anyone understand what that story was about?

nope. anyone else?
#28
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She gave you the hook up call and you Failed.

She calls saying she needs something she knows she has,

then says shes messed up,

That spells out "come over here and lets figure out the circumference of my breast"


this man has a point. either a hook up call or "i think youre a real cutie and now that im drunk i got the balls to call you up and tell you call".

shouldve atleast kept the conversation going a bit. humored her ya know. like "wow, you do sound drunk, how much have you had", etc.

i think you missed the ball my friend.
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#29
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this man has a point. either a hook up call or "i think youre a real cutie and now that im drunk i got the balls to call you up and tell you call".

shouldve atleast kept the conversation going a bit. humored her ya know. like "wow, you do sound drunk, how much have you had", etc.

i think you missed the ball my friend.


Not really, she has a boyfriend. I have the SAT Saturday then after I'm being picked up by this girl and we're gonna get high and go on a nature walk. So yeah.

What can I say, **** comes from The Pit. Where else could I have put this nonsense?
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