#3
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

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#7
Because you're dumb as hell?
Too many people own guitars. Someone had better go play a... clarinet or something.

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#8
Next time your best bud comes over...dont spray your junk with axe.


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#14
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LOLWUT???
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#17
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LOLWUT???


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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#19
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"I take my pants off to play GameCube, I hope that's cool with you."
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#20
Are you sure they weren't cold? You should have kept a lighter around to warm them up.
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#21
after i did this i told my bro and he said it happened to him b4.

it seemed like a good idea though i just took a shower so i figured since i was gonna get a bj she might enjoy my junk not smelling of ass and spooge

never again will my nut sack burn(unless she wants me to)
Just because I play the drums doesn't mean I suck at guitar, or ams that I's iz stoopidz.


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#22
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after i did this i told my bro and he said it happened to him b4.

it seemed like a good idea though i just took a shower so i figured since i was gonna get a bj she might enjoy my junk not smelling of ass and spooge

never again will my nut sack burn(unless she wants me to)


Umm... ass and spooge? I like soap instead.
Too many people own guitars. Someone had better go play a... clarinet or something.

:stickpoke

That means you.

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i once sneezed and a mushed up chip flew out my nose
needless to say i immediatly ate it
#23
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The pear has returned to us!! REJOICE!!




I sprayed axe down there one time because i just fapped and it smelled like fish. didn't burn at all.
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#24
Why the hell would you put Axe on yout nuts??
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#25
Honestly, I've done that too...accidentally.

Good thing only a little bit got sprayed on and I felt a tinge.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#26
Well that was about as intellectual as sticking your d*** in an electric pencil sharpener.
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#27
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#28
the only warnings on the label are about open wounds and fire/heat and the can does state its the "all over body spray"

at last check my nut sack is a part of my body so i still don't get y it hurt
Just because I play the drums doesn't mean I suck at guitar, or ams that I's iz stoopidz.


Space that ain't yours
#29
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hahahahha
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#30
Quote by black007hawk2
The pear has returned to us!! REJOICE!!



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#32
It burned you because there's alcohool in it silly. That and the other billion chemicals in it. Nice going champ.
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