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So I woke up this morning with my left leg completly asleep. I steped out of bed, and put pressure on my left leg with out thinking. I collapsed, while hitting my head on my bed on the way down. It hurt like a biotch.

Any one else have any embarassing moments that no one witnessed?
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#3
i once slipped in a puddle of crisco into a trash barrell.


oh wait...no i didn't. good story tho.
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#6
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i sprayed my nut sack w/axe it burned =(

What have we learned here tonight?


That's right class majonior has a nut sack.
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That's right class majonior has a smelly nut sack.


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#9
I fell of my bed, landed on my scooter, then tried to get back up by holding onto my window. Window slammed, jamming my finger in it.

Hurt so much. 2 scars in 30 seconds.
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#11
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i sprayed my nut sack w/axe it burned =(

why? was it all reaky cause you wanked the night before and you attempted to mask it?

answer!

answer it dammit!
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#12
I was walking out of my room close to the door, my shirt caught the door-handle and cause i was walking fast it kind jerked me and i slammed my face right into the 'thin' part of the door
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Quote by majonior
oh i wanted my junk to smell nice cuz my gf was coming to give me a bj

Now I know that you are totally full of sh*t, biotch!
#15
I tripped over my guitar cable and went full face into the floor. I cut my toe open as I fell too, although I have no idea how that happened.

Edit: one time I was walking to the gym at our school, and I walked too close to the gate, and part of my backpack got caught on the latch and jerked me backwards. Almost fell, but didn't there were about 5 people watching though 'twas embarrassing.
#16
really if u don't beleive me spray ur sh*t w/axe

i hoped outta the damn showerer sprayed my pits and chest and then i looked at my dick and said WTF?
Just because I play the drums doesn't mean I suck at guitar, or ams that I's iz stoopidz.


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#17
Um dude, I have. I actually spray body spray on my nether region every day. The only reason it doesnt bother me and it does you is because I have man balls. You however have sensitive little bitch balls.
#18
made mine were just sore bcux i spent all nite teabagging n00bs like u in halo3

my nutz are 3L337
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#22
i play badminton...and its a dangerous sport..i jumped off the floor for a nice jump smash...but the court was so freaking slippery i jumped awkwardly and continued with the smash...my body placing was all wrong and instead of the racket swooping and stopping infront of me,it continued and whacked my nuts...

it was the freaggin worst 3 minutes for me to try to pretend nothing happened...nuts was bloody hurting..but my acting was so good,no one knew
#23
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made mine were just sore bcux i spent all nite teabagging n00bs like u in halo3

my nutz are 3L337


quit while you're ahead man..

wait...

scratch that last part.
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#24
I was drinking one night, went to push myself up off my friend's couch, and somehow almost twisted my left arm out of its socket. That hurt like a bitch for a few days. Then I re-aggrivated the injury a week after that by slipping on some ice in front of my house. It's only now starting to get better.
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#25
I actually have one...

I'm usually a pretty careful guy but recently, when I was in the bathroom before class at my college, I was in a hurry to get out because I had left my guitar and stuff alone. Needless to say, the door snuck up on me and I smacked it face first. The door was closer then I thought ...
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#26
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#27
Quote by nicq2005
So I woke up this morning with my left leg completly asleep. I steped out of bed, and put pressure on my left leg with out thinking. I collapsed, while hitting my head on my bed on the way down. It hurt like a biotch.

Any one else have any embarassing moments that no one witnessed?


I did a similar thing, except I was sitting on my computer chair and got up to take a piss. As I stepped down, my whole leg collapsed and I fell sideways - JUST missing falling onto my acoustic guitar and crashing onto the floor. My family wondered why I suddenly burst into laughter at 8am at night
Another pretty stupid thing I've done was trying to make a big entrance at my TAFE. I yanked the door open, only to realise my foot was in it's path. As I stepped forward, the door bounced off my foot and hit me in the side of the head. Unfortunately people saw that one
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#28
I once managed to slam my own finger in my car door, trapping it just below the nail.

I didn't notice until I tried to walk away, and jesus that hurt. I ended up pulling my nail off in a panic, and then driving to hospital with blood running all down my arm.

Man that hurt.

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#29
I nearly cut of my own thumb with a knife by accident. I got to surgery only minutes before the time the doctor though he might had to amputate it. I also managed to crush parts of the inside of the joint on my left index finger. That hurt, and rendered me being not able to play guitar for a year.
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Quote by majonior
oh i wanted my junk to smell nice cuz my gf was coming to give me a bj

You're an idiot. Axe does not smell good.
#31
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Um dude, I have. I actually spray body spray on my nether region every day. The only reason it doesnt bother me and it does you is because I have man balls. You however have sensitive little bitch balls.



potential ball cancer? have fun

but anyways I was playing volleyball in gym class, and I was jumping as high as i could to spike the ball, and our entire team was really agressive and smashing each other
and my friend jumped like litterally miliseconds after i did
so when I reached the peak of my jump I was bumped about 1 or 2 feet higher by his shoulder into my nut sack
I landed really hard on my ass holding my balls for about 10 minutes
it killed, but when I look aback on it, jesus **** I was high in the air I probably could have fallen over the net
#32
well one night i kinda woke up and i kinda sat up a little bit (the whole just woke up confusion) anyway i like dropped my head back down hoping to feel my soft pillow but i caught my forehead on the edge of my nightstand and as i rolled over from the pain of that i hit my head again on the wall.....after that i felt it was safer to just lay there.
#33
I cut some of my thumb off. The tip of it, but it was still connected by some flesh.

I waited 6 hours for the stitches, cause noone was around.
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Um dude, I have. I actually spray body spray on my nether region every day. The only reason it doesnt bother me and it does you is because I have man balls. You however have sensitive little bitch balls.


Haha, oh wow.
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#36
I got home drunk and the lights were off, and my tv was sitting on a chair in my room. I forgot it was there, and i drunkenly walked right into it, obliterating my knee and the television (though i never told anyone thats why our tv stopped working).
#38
I woke up once after drinking or something really hard the previous night and fell over hitting my head on my bedstand. Then I did it again after 10 minutes of being passed out.
#39
i got hit by a bus full of nuns once, i was wrestling a grizzly bear to protect some innocent preschoolers... how embarrising
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You're an idiot. Axe does not smell good.

accually it smells ok if you use VERY VERY little
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