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#3
Ok i really dont want to know how you found that.
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#4
Seen it before, and lol'd.

And it is Christian not Religious.

I'm sick of people who think Religion = Christianity. I'm not saying the TS thinks this, but it's one of my pet peeves so I had to clear it up for anyone that might misunderstand.
#6
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I think i'd like to try fisting a girl....aslong as i never had to look at her again afterwards....


Good luck in finding a girl that can take it. You'd have much better luck with a woman who's born children.
#7
Talk to Erowid

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#10
*insert the pear here*
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#11
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Seen it before, and lol'd.

And it is Christian not Religious.

I'm sick of people who think Religion = Christianity. I'm not saying the TS thinks this, but it's one of my pet peeves so I had to clear it up for anyone that might misunderstand.


christianity does equal religion though, so christian fisting could be construed as "religious fisting"
#13
wow, that is the most sacreligious blasphemous thing i've seen on here in awhile.

(i lol'd )
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#15
Bad interpretation I'd say. =/

If you don't like the Bible quit changing it's meaning...
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#17
read the one on threesoms!

It ses its aloud, BUT under no cirucumstance must there be two guys!
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#19
It's because Virgin Mary got fisted... Dirty bitch.
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#20
How in the hell do you masturbate in a way that glorifies God??

And Im sorry, but if you pray about how to shove your whole fist into your wifes cunt then you or your God is one sick mother fucker.
#21
ok...i don't wanna follow the link 'cuz my parents'll probably see and be all like..."wtf" so can someone please post some excerpts or something...unless it breaks like..rule 34 or whatever. 'cuz this sounds like it has some good lulz..
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#22
Quote by XxRustInPeacexX
*insert the fist here*

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And Im sorry, but if you pray about how to shove your whole fist into your wifes cunt then you or your God is one sick fisting fucker.


Fixed.
#23
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#24
Masturbation: God's Great Gift to Us


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#26
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FISTIANITY?




Man this thread is the ****.
Talk to Erowid

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#28
Quote by XxRustInPeacexX
*insert the pear here*


This thread is the shiznitz, this is not pear worthy.
#29
oh god I lol'd so hard


edit: holy mother of god the links at the bottom..... "Anal Sex and God's Will", " Bondage in Christ - BDSM in a Christian Marriage", etc...
Last edited by FireandFlames at Feb 26, 2008,
#30
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My girlfriend sent me the link on MSN, I now fear for my fist....

I think you should be fearing for your arse
#32
"Religious Fisting" sounds like a Tool song
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#34
Quote by filthandfury
Is it blasphemy for a Christian to say "Oh God" during sex?

More importantly, what does God say when he gets laid?

ZOMG zen riddle
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#35
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More importantly, what does God say when he gets laid?

ZOMG zen riddle


He accidently screams the name of his Ex.
Happened with Mary, thats why she denys the penertration. God pissed her off.
#37
i love it.
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#38
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that's tight


No pun intended?
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#40
This is a good example of how people take parts of the Bible out of context, interpret them in a ridiculous way, and make Christians look stupid or crazy.
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