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Where did the first STD's come from? If both partners dont have any STD's, then where do they come from? Are they just naturally in our bodies and activated through sex? Like do pubic lice live in the mountaintops and the come down to infect us after sex? Did some prehistoric caveman sex up a camel and pass it on to someone else?


I know that you can still get them even if both partners are virgins. I hope I dont get any even though my girlfriend said she was a virgin.
#4
There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys,
Yeah that's what I said they're getting diseases from monkeys,
Why's this happening, please, who's been touching these monkeys,
Oh leave these poor sick monkey's alone, they're sick they got problems enough as it is!
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#5
Haha I wondered how long a "Your mother" reply would take and damn... 1st reply... Props to you Tommy[fin] <3
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#7
in short, some guy was perverted enough to **** a monkey
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#8
They have always been around. Henry VIII had syphilis. HIV has only been around since the '60s, but other STD's have pretty much always been around.

And the theory that HIV came from chimpanzees DOES NOT say that a human shagged a chimp, it says they were bitten by one.
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#10
it comes from a small man called brian in chesterfield somewhere mixing them up in test tubes in his laboratory converted kitchen.
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#11
Like all diseases, they probably mutated into some form of virus that could be transmitted sexually, like bacteria are mutating now to be resistant to antibiotics.
#15
if both partners don't have it, neither will get it
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#16
Through genetic analysis, scientists confirmed that the human pubic louse diverged from a similar species found on gorillas approximately 3 million years ago.

In other words, early humans were getting some hot gorilla ass.

As for other STDs, I would imagine they appeared in a similar way, passed from some other species of animal to humans.
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STDs are either viruses or bacteria. Both can be contracted from non-sexual contact.


Such as Magic Johnson getting AIDS while playing basketball?
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#19
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There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys,
Yeah that's what I said they're getting diseases from monkeys,
Why's this happening, please, who's been touching these monkeys,
Oh leave these poor sick monkey's alone, they're sick they got problems enough as it is!


Paper dolls and people, theyre a similar shape...


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#20
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Such as Magic Johnson getting AIDS while playing basketball?

Magic Johnson didn't get AIDS from playing basketball, he got it from shady prostitutes. The reason he quit basketball is because he was scared he'd give it to someone.
#21
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Such as Magic Johnson getting AIDS while playing basketball?

HIV is a retrovirus that lives in your blood.

You can get it if your blood accidently mixes with someone elses.

It's why medical staff are ultra careful when administering injections to HIV carriers.
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[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Your mother.


Damn. I'm late.
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Where did the first STD's come from? If both partners dont have any STD's, then where do they come from? Are they just naturally in our bodies and activated through sex? Like do pubic lice live in the mountaintops and the come down to infect us after sex? Did some prehistoric caveman sex up a camel and pass it on to someone else?


I know that you can still get them even if both partners are virgins. I hope I dont get any even though my girlfriend said she was a virgin.

Who told you you could get it if both parters were virgins? Because that sounds like bs to me.
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#28
i always understood the evolution of STD's to be this way:


A man was walking through the jungle.

man sees monkey

man goes"hey i wonder if i can have sexual intercourse with this monkey"

man does it gets disease from monkey


LONG STORY SHORT

some guy boinked a monkey


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#29
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There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys,
Yeah that's what I said they're getting diseases from monkeys,
Why's this happening, please, who's been touching these monkeys,
Oh leave these poor sick monkey's alone, they're sick they got problems enough as it is!


Children on the street, usin guns and kives...

Anyway, yeah. STD's probably came from sheep. Or britney spears. I think her body just makes new ones over time...
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Who told you you could get it if both parters were virgins? Because that sounds like bs to me.


Women can get it from like, public toilet seats and things like that.
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#31
AIDS/HIV came from a monkey.

So someone had to have been bit by a monkey or got jiggy with one.
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#32
beastiality, basically bunch of sick ****ers thought it'd be cool to **** some animals
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#33
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Monkeys and t-rexes. I think you know how humans got it.

thats one ballsy guy to have sex with a t-rex
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Quote by SuperBlob
There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys,
Yeah that's what I said they're getting diseases from monkeys,
Why's this happening, please, who's been touching these monkeys,
Oh leave these poor sick monkey's alone, they're sick they got problems enough as it is!



and if you absolutely HAVE TO f ck a monkey, please, for christs sake, dont f ck a person afterwords!
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#35
They Came From Monkeys! + Sheeps!
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#36
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thats one ballsy guy to have sex with a t-rex



how do you know its a guy human? or even the humans choice?


t-rex>person :. person+t rex =
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#37
Quote by SuperBlob
There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys,
Yeah that's what I said they're getting diseases from monkeys,
Why's this happening, please, who's been touching these monkeys,
Oh leave these poor sick monkey's alone, they're sick they got problems enough as it is!

HAHA Flight of the Conchords ftw

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to check if he is dead
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turns out he's dead
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#38
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Like all diseases, they probably mutated into some form of virus that could be transmitted sexually, like bacteria are mutating now to be resistant to antibiotics.

This guy is right.

Where did humans come from? They evolved over the years.

Well, some bacteria was in some womans cooter and eventually it mutated into something that would grow pretty well, and infect everybody.
#39
theres always been that AIDS came from some guy who ****ed a monkey, but i really dont believe that... i've nvr seen evidence for it but if there is id love to see it lol
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#40
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theres always been that AIDS came from some guy who ****ed a monkey, but i really dont believe that... i've nvr seen evidence for it but if there is id love to see it lol

what?

whatever floats your boat i guess...
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